get off the phone

A slang term that means stop giving oral sex



get off my phone
Used when somebody is annoying you, such as when yorur friend says "OMG DO YEW WATCH 'LOST' LOL!?!?" and you obviously don't.

Then would be a good time to scream "GET OFF MY PHONE".

(NOTE: taken from Glenn Beck's radio talk show. immediately proceeding this amazing exclamation, he let out a yelp comparable to someone twisting his nipples and, say, waterboarding him.)
Example:
Friend: "OMGOD LYK I TXTD YU LYK 4TEEN MILLION TIMEZ WHER R U!?!?"
You: "GET OFF MY PHONE."

Your mother: "Johnny, this is the last time I'm going to tell you to-"
You: "GET OFF MY PHONE."


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