Packer

Private school, not any less diverse than any other brooklyn private schools.potheadspotheadssometimes cokeheads (rich bored girls trying to be cool)too much money, students spend time excessively studying with costly private tutors ect... and then excessively getting fucked up (except the dorks who just stare at their required lab top screens and never learn what the word social means)teachers suck, work load's hardpotheadsstudents throw good parties thoughand find good weedmost end up realizing life does exist after high schooland it's much better out of the grasp of its strict administration that never ceases to favor the squash and tennis kids who pay full tuition.positives:the {art} teachers are cool.very liberal environmentpeople leave pretty smart (except the 50% of kids who cheat there way through in order not fail out)



Packer
A packer is a phallic object worn in the underwear to give the appearance of having a penis. Packers are most often used by transmen/FTMs. They are also sometimes used by cis men to give a more impressive bulge.
Example:
Unfortunately my packer is kind of heavy for everyday wear.


packer
For sale at adult novelty stores or online; a life-like fake penis with testicles used to "pack" into the underwear of females or the penis-less who want to give the impression of having a penis. Female to male transitionals, butch lesbians or guys just wanting to seem like they have a bigger penis can use them.
Example:
Descriptions of packers from a couple of online stores:

Mr. Softy: Super soft and great for everyday packing! A perfect size to fit under any pair of pants or jeans. We recommend a tight pair of briefs to keep it in place, and a little corstarch to keep it soft after cleaning. Made of cyberskin.

Soft Pack:
This family of packers is built to bulge. The realistic package feels amazing through jeans and has even been known to pass the "squeeze test" at gay men's clubs. It has a "realistic" texture as well as form, and successfully mimics a flaccid penis. Available in Vanilla, Mocha, Chocolate, and Blue colors and in mini, small, medium and large sizes. Not usable for penetration. Made of phthalate-free Reel Feel Super Skin. Mini: 3-1/2"; Small: 4-1/2"; Medium: 5-3/4"; Large: 7".


Packers
Only publicly owned team in the NFL or AFC, therefore the Peoples Team! Since all other teams are owned by rich assholes no other team in all American football can claim the same.
Example:
Green Bay Packers, 2011 Super Bowl Champions!!

When the Packers win America's People win!

God and Jesus Christ love the Packers!

The Packers have repaired the time space continuum!

The Packers colors are Green,Gold and Blaze Orange!

Packer football is the Supreme Diversion!

If you're not with the Packers you're with the Terrorists!


packer
For sale at adult novelty stores or online; a life-like fake penis with testicles used to "pack" into the underwear of females or the penis-less who want to give the impression of having a penis. Female to male transitionals, butch lesbians or guys just wanting to seem like they have a bigger penis can use them.
Example:
Descriptions of packers from a couple of online stores:

Mr. Softy: Super soft and great for everyday packing! A perfect size to fit under any pair of pants or jeans. We recommend a tight pair of briefs to keep it in place, and a little corstarch to keep it soft after cleaning. Made of cyberskin.

Soft Pack:
This family of packers is built to bulge. The realistic package feels amazing through jeans and has even been known to pass the "squeeze test" at gay men's clubs. It has a "realistic" texture as well as form, and successfully mimics a flaccid penis. Available in Vanilla, Mocha, Chocolate, and Blue colors and in mini, small, medium and large sizes. Not usable for penetration. Made of phthalate-free Reel Feel Super Skin. Mini: 3-1/2"; Small: 4-1/2"; Medium: 5-3/4"; Large: 7".


packer
In anal sex, the male who inserts his penis into the anus of the receptive partner. The top who inserts; as opposed to the bottom, who is receptive; especially in homosexual intercourse.
Example:
He was one of the best packers I've ever bottomed for. He really packed me long and and hard.


Packers
A great team created in the early 20's. Have 12 straight winning seasons. Must I remind you that Favre has been with the Packers all those 12 seasons. People say the Cowboys are America's team, no offense, but I see more Packers fans than I do Cowboy fans. Therefore.... THE PACKERS ARE AMERICA'S TEAM. GO PACK GO!
Example:
The Packers find a way to win, even when they are trailing by two touchdowns in the 4th qaurter.


packer
A private school located in Brooklyn Heights (Brooklyn New York) for grades K-12 as well as a preschool for toddlers. Originally founded in 1845, the building is an old church with a recently added section for the Middle School (Grades 5-8). Both buildings are mad old, but the newer addition was redesigned so that expensive-ass glass plates now line the jagged steel wall of the hallways. The colors are Maroon and White and it's mascot is a Pelican.

Packer is a laptop school and starting in 5th grade every student has an Apple iBook. These are replaced with Dells in 9th grade when the students enter the Upper School. These laptops may appear to be a smart move, but are in fact retarded. They weight a shitload and don't help at all.

The class sizes at packer are extremely small. There are only about 60 kids in each grade, though that number increases to about 100 in the Upper School. These small numbers make it so that everyone in every grade knows each other fairly well. Packer prides itself on its close-knit community, but unfortunate side-effects include the extreme impossibility of a Packer kid ever being friends with an outsider. One of Packer's main goals as a school is to prevent this from happening. To do so, they make sure none of their vacations overlap with those of public schools.

Packer claims to be diverse, this a laughable fallacy. There are about three to five minority students per grade. The pictures on the school's website are known to mainly contain the same three or non-white kids. The sad thing is, packer is actually fooling people. Many of these "minorities" have been bleached or whitewashed. These bleached students have double benefits to the school. For one thing, they allow the school to call itself diverse while actually being homogenous. Secondly, the white students are made to feel as if they aren't really the racist bastards they are. It allows them to say, "Hey, I'm friends with a black kid! Now I can go into the world with an open mind!" Packer kids are also known to bring up their "black" or "hispanic" friends frequently in conversation, always eager to prove that they are not racist. When in actuality, these kids are completely unprepared for black kids who act black.

However, there are no shortage of kids at packer who act black. Packer has been proven to contain the most wiggers per square foot in all of Brooklyn. Ironically, these kids are often the most sheltered and ignorant of the bunch. As one might guess, they are also very taken with the prospect of having a black or hispanic friend and thus flock to these kids like flies to honey. This only makes the wiggers less aware of their whiteness. None of them have ever been to a ghetto, except driving around the outskirts of one in their brand new Mercedes with their retired parents.

Packer has been known to call itself the Cocaine School because it likes to feel gangsta. In reality, everyone is sheltered and only a few kids do anything more than dabble in the psychoactive.
Example:
Public School Kid: Hey, you wanna chill later tonight?
Packer Kid: No, I'm going to my black friend's house to upload all his rap music onto my laptop.


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