Salt Lick

the goo that builds up on a guys nuts when he sweats alot and doesn't bathe.also urinal cakesalso salt blocks for livestock and wildlife



salt lick
After having sex with your girl, the love juice that has come out of her and is now on the bed. Wait until it drys, then later, you can lick it like a salt lick.
Example:
That girl last night left me a nice salt lick.


minnesota salt lick
When a man buries himself under soft soil, leaving his sweaty penis protruding from the dirt so that a deer can come by and lick it.
Example:
Where's Jake? He's out rockin' the minnesota salt lick.


Dirty Salt Lick
The Dirty Salt Lick is when a male ejaculates and the cum drips down his scrotum and to his butt crack. At this point the opposite sexual partner will then lick the cum from the butt crack. (This will most likely have to have the male in an awkward position in order for the cum to drizzle to the anal region)
Example:
"Dude, Becca is a dirty girl."
"Why"
"She gave me a Dirty Salt Lick last night"
"What?! Becca...wow she is nasty..."


Farmer John salt lick
An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.
Example:
Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick.


Salt lick city
when a male has an erection so large, monstrous, and hard that he must cover it with corn to calm it down. After this masturbating into the corn, shoving the corn into his ass and throwing it up into a females/gay males tender brown ass and repeating the procedure again and again until the dick falls off.
Example:
"I went on a trip to Salt Lick City and I never came back."


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