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axe murderer

1) a murderer with an axe as weapon of choice.2) my mother in-law.

axe murderer

by OlPol on Mar 08, 2011 07:47:27

A vagina is pounded so hard it becomes numb or dead.. murdered axe wound.. hence axe murderer

Example:
Girl: I can't feel my vagina anymore

Ron Weasely: thats why they call me an axe murderer :)

Girl: will i ever walk again?

Ron Weasely: No. (make me a sandwich)

axe murderer

by bongwater705 on Dec 10, 2007 10:44:38

and axe murderer is somebody who murders people with an axe

Example:
john: yo that guy just killed his bitch with an axe
jacob: yea he's a axe murderer
john: isn't he a juggalo?
jacob: same shit...

axe murderer

by fizzle on Dec 20, 2005 10:14:13

n. a really good guitar player. See axe.

Example:
Carlos Santana isn't just an axe man, he's an axe murderer!

axe murder

by Mr. Axe on Nov 13, 2013 00:39:31

A homicide conducted by a hatchet or similar item used for cutting down trees; something to be afraid of when you're in the woods

Example:
Did you hear about Fred? He got AXE MURDERED.
Axe Murder ish fun

Axe Murderer

by moobies on May 03, 2007 02:57:38

Somebody who wears lethal amounts of bad cologne.

Example:
I was coming out of the locker room and got attacked by an Axe Murderer.

Axe Murderer

by FL910 on Aug 17, 2009 11:24:42

1. One who slays others with handheld bladed weaponry.
2. One who uses far more spray on deodorant than necessary, resulting in a foul odor.
3. One whose slang or speech impediment causes them to say "axe" instead of "ask".

Example:
1. That axe murderer finally got put in jail, evil bastard.
2. Phew! You stank like a goddamn axe murderer.
3. Axe Murderer: "Yo homie, let me 'axe' you sumtin'"

Victim: "Shouldn't you be in school?"

ax murderer

by Sgt. Willy McCoy on Dec 24, 2006 20:29:00

Someone who kills people with an ax.

Example:
SGT. WILLY McCOY: Leroy, did you ax Jeeves?

LEROY BROWN: Yeah, I aksed him.

S.W.M.: Why did you do that?

L.B.: I wanted to know why my wife would cheat on me, that's why!

S.W.M.: I've heard enough boys. Sounds like we have the ax murderer alright.

L.B.: Whachoo talkin' about Willys?

S.W.M.: Lock him up!

Axe murderer

by Solid Mantis on Nov 12, 2016 10:32:15

When are you gonna figure out you're married to one?

Example:
Woman in counseling-So, I married an axe murderer?

Shrink-I'm surprised you're able to ask, especially since you're planning on going home after you leave here. They don't have medicine for people like you ma'am, good day to you.

Potential Ax Murderer

by On the level [---o---] on Sep 17, 2014 08:05:45

A Potential Ax Murderer (a.k.a. PAM) is someone you have been introduced to through friends, Tinder or online dating, but haven't yet met in person. Until you can check them out yourself, you always have to be cautious in case they turn out to be a Potential Ax Murderer or Bunny Boiler.

Example:
P: Have you met that hottie you were matched with on Tinder?
R: Nah. We'll probably hook up later in the week.
P: Watch out she doesn't turn out to be a Potential Ax Murderer!

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