axe murderer

1) a murderer with an axe as weapon of choice.2) my mother in-law.



axe murderer
A vagina is pounded so hard it becomes numb or dead.. murdered axe wound.. hence axe murderer
Example:
Girl: I can't feel my vagina anymore

Ron Weasely: thats why they call me an axe murderer :)

Girl: will i ever walk again?

Ron Weasely: No. (make me a sandwich)


axe murderer
and axe murderer is somebody who murders people with an axe
Example:
john: yo that guy just killed his bitch with an axe
jacob: yea he's a axe murderer
john: isn't he a juggalo?
jacob: same shit...


axe murder
A homicide conducted by a hatchet or similar item used for cutting down trees; something to be afraid of when you're in the woods
Example:
Did you hear about Fred? He got AXE MURDERED.
Axe Murder ish fun


Axe Murderer
1. One who slays others with handheld bladed weaponry.
2. One who uses far more spray on deodorant than necessary, resulting in a foul odor.
3. One whose slang or speech impediment causes them to say "axe" instead of "ask".
Example:
1. That axe murderer finally got put in jail, evil bastard.
2. Phew! You stank like a goddamn axe murderer.
3. Axe Murderer: "Yo homie, let me 'axe' you sumtin'"

Victim: "Shouldn't you be in school?"


ax murderer
Someone who kills people with an ax.
Example:
SGT. WILLY McCOY: Leroy, did you ax Jeeves?

LEROY BROWN: Yeah, I aksed him.

S.W.M.: Why did you do that?

L.B.: I wanted to know why my wife would cheat on me, that's why!

S.W.M.: I've heard enough boys. Sounds like we have the ax murderer alright.

L.B.: Whachoo talkin' about Willys?

S.W.M.: Lock him up!



Potential Ax Murderer
A Potential Ax Murderer (a.k.a. PAM) is someone you have been introduced to through friends, Tinder or online dating, but haven't yet met in person. Until you can check them out yourself, you always have to be cautious in case they turn out to be a Potential Ax Murderer or Bunny Boiler.
Example:
P: Have you met that hottie you were matched with on Tinder?
R: Nah. We'll probably hook up later in the week.
P: Watch out she doesn't turn out to be a Potential Ax Murderer!


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