sour apple

a type of weed people smoke that is illl.apparently they want me to write more.. but theres nothing more to know other than that it's pot.



sour apple
1. Best tasting pussy
2. Pussy that taste like candy.
3. Pussy you want to eat ALL the time
Example:
Damn, I ate this girl out and she was tasting like sour apples. Yum!

I got a sweet tooth for a sour apple.


sour apple
when a girl dosen't cleen her self her pussy may smell verry faul
Example:
kate has a sour apple


Sour Apple Smoothie
When eating out a girl with Syphilis, she queefs and a green liquid comes out of her vagina and goes into your mouth. Since this is extremely disgusting you puke all over her vagina, yet continue to eat.
Example:
I went to your mom's house to get a Sour Apple Smoothie


sour apple splatter
Shit stuck to the back of the toilet, under the seat. While taking a dump, perferably with explosive diarrhea, lean forward and push hard so it sprays all over the back of the toilet bowl. It usually sticks even after flushing, requiring the toilet owner to scrub it off.
Example:
Keith was pissed off when saw the sour apple splatter Curtis left in his toilet.


Sour apple smoothie
When a boy is eating out, A girl with Syphilis which is a STI, the girls genitals queef out a green substance which, obviously makes the boy throw up on the girls vagina.
Example:
Dude: "bro i got a sour apple smoothie yesterday"
other dude: "from where?"
Dude: "your girlfriends house"


Apple Sour
Persons that refuse to acknowledge the superior nature of Apple devices, especially iPhones. The resulting "iFeriority Complex" manifests itself in a slew of anti-iPhone Urban Dictionary definitions, snide comments at parties, and delusional claims that Steve Jobs can't get laid. iRonically, it's often the Sour Apple that asks you to look directions up on your iPhone because it's easier, while at the same time touting the professionality of the Blackberry.
Example:
I sent an emoticon to Ricky's phone, forgetting he has a Blackberry. When it failed to show up, he gave me this long speech about how we don't need all that shizz on a phone, anyways. Different story altogether when I Shazzamed a song he liked. What an Apple Sour.


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