Scotsmanality
Example:
I was having a Scotsmanality earlier.
I was having a Scotsmanality earlier.
Scotsman
A wuss, a big jessy, can't stand up to his women.A man who has been completely emasculated by his girlfriendsscotsman
To masturbate silently in the corner while watching people engage in sexual activity; often wearing a kilt.
Angry Scotsman
The act of drinking copious amounts of special brew then when your partner is asleep and after defacating straddle your asleep partner and proceed to thrust your dirty anus forwards and backwards over her face.
Example:
Fucking hell Gav me and our lass got pissed on special brew last night and I thought it would be a good idea to give her an Angry Scotsman.
Ha ha nice one Les.
Fucking hell Gav me and our lass got pissed on special brew last night and I thought it would be a good idea to give her an Angry Scotsman.
Ha ha nice one Les.
no true scotsman
No true Scotsman is a kind of informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect a universal generalization from counterexamples by changing the definition in an ad hoc fashion to exclude the counterexample.12 Rather than denying the counterexample or rejecting the original claim, this fallacy modifies the subject of the assertion to exclude the specific case or others like it by rhetoric, without reference to any specific objective rule ("no true Scotsman would do such a thing"; i.e., those who perform that action are not part of our group and thus criticism of that action is not criticism of the group
Example:
Person A: "No Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."
Person B: "But my uncle Angus likes sugar with his porridge."
Person A: "Ah yes, but no true Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."
Person A: "No Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."
Person B: "But my uncle Angus likes sugar with his porridge."
Person A: "Ah yes, but no true Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."
true scotsman
Flying Scotsman
A locomotive built in 1923 under Sir Nigel Gresley's commands, was the first engine to be authenticated to break the 100mph barrier (though City of Truro did it first) and the only engine to operate in three different continents. Known as the money pit of the world by many enthusiasts for its costly overhauls, it has been one of the most dominant locomotives in railway preservation.
dirty scotsman
Example:
I was all like, Gunter, I'm totally on the rag, and he's all like, sweet. So I gave him the dirty scotsman
I was all like, Gunter, I'm totally on the rag, and he's all like, sweet. So I gave him the dirty scotsman
Scotsman's scarf
The act of taking a long shit and wrapping it around somebody's neck for warmth. Most likely to occur in Cumnock (Ayrshire) or similar towns, where people can often be found sleeping on the street after a heavy night and somebody thought it would be funny/helpful to commit this act on them.
Example:
Hey Ewan, look at wee Angus sleeping in that doorway
Aye, he's had a few too many
Let's give him a Scotsman's scarf before he catches pneumonia
Hey Ewan, look at wee Angus sleeping in that doorway
Aye, he's had a few too many
Let's give him a Scotsman's scarf before he catches pneumonia
Rotten Scotsman
A "Rotten Scotsman" is acheived when a woman inserts her thumb into a man's anus, squeezing and releasing his testicles with one hand, and sucking and strocking his penis with her mouth and other hand. The action gives the look that she is playing the bagpipes.
Example:
Last night when Sue was giving me a blow job, all of sudden she shoved her finger up my ass and sqeezed my balls, all with the same hand. I asked her what the hell she was doing, and she said, "I'm giving you a Rotten Scotsman!"
Last night when Sue was giving me a blow job, all of sudden she shoved her finger up my ass and sqeezed my balls, all with the same hand. I asked her what the hell she was doing, and she said, "I'm giving you a Rotten Scotsman!"