in relationship

Some BS that FB made up to let all your friends/everyone else know who you’re currently fucking.....Stealth motherfuckers(who think they’re sneaky as fuck),just put “in a relationship”,without really specifying who it is(that they’re fucking).....Really,it’s not an official relationship status.....Women like to put it on their relationship status(to keep all of the hard dicks away),and men like to put it(to let everyone know who they’re fucking,and that they’re fucking someone currently).....Doesn’t really matter(who it is),they’re fucking.....As long as they are.



relationship
Example:
It's okay that we had a fight in front of you, we're in a relationship.

It's fine that we called each other pet names and kissed in front of you, we're in a relationship.

It's okay that we had sex in the other room and you heard it, we're in a relationship.


Relationship
A type of ship where there is a minimum requirement of at least two people to board. These ships can be either a very good experience to the people or very bad. These ships more often than not sink, crash, or disappear. On very rare occasions the ships stay afloat for long periods of time.
Example:
Guy One: "You bought a boat?"
Guy Two: "Yeah."
Guy One: "What are you going to call it?"
Guy Two: "The Relationship."

Guy One: "So what happened to 'The Relationship'?"
Guy Two: "It sunk after six months. I couldn't devote my time to maintain it."


Relationship
Something that single guys want, but then eventually complain about, become single again and the vicious cycle repeats.
Example:
Guy 1: yeah! I finally asked Sarah out and she said yes!
Guy 2: Well done mate!
-2 weeks later-
Guy 1: Oh my god! Sarah is driving me mad! I'm gonna end it!
Guy 2: I've got your back, bitches be crazy!
-2 more weeks later-
Guy 1: Why'd I end it with Sarah? She was so hot!
Guy 2: That's a relationship for you!


Relationship
When you finally think you meet someone who is like you, bringing on the feeling that you're not alone.. you get consumed by this attraction and possibly addicted to the amazing sex, they start treating you like shit and you don't care..hard to get over i.e. all kinds of depression but! you do learn a lot about life and good will come out of it even if it feels like it wont. The right one will come along when the time's right!
Example:
After six months of dating, talking every day, and great sex, he says "You came to my house" and "are acting like we're together" ...bullshit relationship


Relationshipism
Rooted in the fields of cognitive science and social intelligence, Relationshipism is the theory of being relationship-centered in all aspects of life and especially in organizations. Through the practice of Relationshipism, which emphasizes building trust among teams through authentic relationships, people feel empowered to satisfy their own purpose and to work towards a common goal.
Example:
First Star Communications saw a 10% profit increase within 12 months of incorporating Relationshipism.


relationship
riˈlā sh ənˌ sh ip
noun
the way in which two or more concepts, objects, or people are connected, or the state of being connected : the study will assess the relationship between and get back to you. After we agree on this definition, or at least to post it.

• in risk of extinction: like the dodo bird.
• a state of, mild, hot, and spicy, with ranch on the side.
• the state of being connected by blood or marriage : they can trace that shit.
• a mutual understanding of frequent sex, this must include sober sex, morning noon and night: wow we had sex today at noon and last night after drinking - I think we had sex last night? but we defiantly did at noon and the other morning, twice.
• the way in which two or more people or organizations regard and behave toward each other : the landlord–tenant relationship | she was proud of her good relationship with the household and likes ranch.
• you have a drawer at the other residence that you have been staying at: the contents are know by you and possibly the other party but you have a drawer.
• an emotional and sexual association between two people : she would consider being invited to Las Vegas, or the Strip Club, and can except or decline.
Example:
- Thesaurus -
1 evidence of their relationship no walk of shame, she/he has different clothing on when leaving in the morning, affinity, they understand who is picking up the tab, they are not having abc sex, or married.
2 they drunk text and dial each other, strange but excepted.
3 i think one of them did a relationship once and knows, maybe?
4 wow! how do you get into something you understand – you don’t (read frequent)
DERIVATIVES
Relation•shit•less adjective
1 the end of their relationship romance, (love) affair, love, liaison, amour, partnership.
2 it never happened, any of it, (love) affair, even if you did get a free dinner.
3 the toothbrush dose not count, nor the box of tampons or other crap left, even if you thought it was for you, they are items that any on could use, see having a drawer (your items).
4 but i was tagged shit!


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