Chopper

Any fully automatic assault rifle that is used during drivebys such as the AK-47 Or Tommy gun.



Chopper
A punter that buys or sells a commodity with a hope of making a quick buck, but has no true conviction for the trade.

The only hope for a chopper to succeed is luck!
Example:
Martin: "I want to buy Apple shares because they're bound to go up!"
Luca: "Martin, don't be such a chopper!"

Phoebe: "Hey John, what do you think of Omar?"
John: "Omar Naveed Kayaam? He seems okay, but he's such a chopper! He's got no idea what he's doing!"


Chopper
(1) slang for "helicopter".
first appeared in 1951, during Korean War, as military slang. Term was furthermore popularized during Vietnam War and numerous Vietnam flicks.

(2) Meaning "stripped-down modified motorcycle".
as ridden by Pierce Brosnan in "James Bond - Tomorrow Never Dies". (BMW R 1200 C)

Example:
Seargent Sullivan to deadly wounded soldier:
"Hold on Jimmy. The chopper's gonna be here in no time and you're gonna be home for christmas."
Jimmy: {is dead}


Chopper
A middle class male who fits most, if not all of the following criteria. Not to be confused with a rah.

He has floppy shoulder length, usually blond hair.

He visited South East Asia for his gap year, but he doesnt call it a gap year he calls it "travelling". What he actually means is he got shitfaced with other choppers for 3 months, all the time posing with the the poor local children for a host of Facebook profile pictures.

He is paid through university by his family and finds it strange that not everyone gets the same deal.

His year round attire is a pastel coloured polo shirt, three quarter length beige shorts and flip flops.

He drives a Mini.

After finishing his degree in Business Studies or Management he will get a job working for his dad's company.

He has a tattoo on his arm (often from his "travels") that he considers to be meaningful. It shows his creative side. It says "TWAT" in Vietnamese.
Example:
Look at that guy at the bar, he's a complete chopper.

Fredo: I just got back from Thailand. It was amazing, the people there have it so hard. I helped them build a hospital while I was there.
Davey: Mate, you are such a chopper.

Fredo: Do you like my new tattoo? It's my girlfriend's name in Hindi.
Davey: Mate, you are a complete and utter chopper.


Chopper
A person, usually male who would have been previously referred to as an 'idiot', 'wanker', 'fool' or any other of the myriad of terms applied to people who aren't 'good'.
Example:
Yeah...what a chopper


Chopper
A versatile word that is generally used to describe someone who is a bit of a goon/ loser. Can also be shortened to chop.
Example:
Have you met that Simon bloke? He's a complete chopper!


Chopper
This consists of two hanging ropes that hold a woman's ankles and is positioned over table. With a sexually aroused man lying on the table, a female secures her ankles to the ends of both ropes which leaves her doing the splits in mid air. The male then takes her legs and spins her until she is raised just high enough in the air to hover directly over the tip of his penis. When the female is released she will then spin down onto the man's penis, creating a most pleasurable feeling for both people.
Example:
I hope that Vicky will do the chopper with me tonight. The last girl I tried it with couldn't do the splits and she fell down over the side of the table, busting her face on the floor. I still nailed that ass though.


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