Screen Shot

Accidentaly ejaculating on a computer screen.



Screen Shot
This word is used to describe teen girls who look generally good looking in pictures posted on web pages such as myspace or facebook, but look the complete opposite in real life. This word usually involves tons of makeup and/or photo editing.
Example:
John: "So i met kelley for the first time last night.. She wasnt as impressive as she looks on the computer."
Rachael:"Yeah, shes a complete screen shot."


Screen-Shot
verb: Splooging all over the computer screen, i.e. while jerking off to porn, or whatever happens to turn you on.
Example:
I just screen-shotted all over pictures of Jessica Alba in an innocent bunny costume!

Good screen shot, man. You hit Tom Selleck right in the face!


screen-shotted
The result of taking a screen shot, action of taking screen shot

'when someone's webcam freezes and they are stuck in a funny position, you screen-shotted them to use for blackmail'
Example:
'When someone's webcam freezes and they are stuck in a funny position, you screen-shotted them to use for blackmail'


Screen Shot Commando
A software consultant that can't write code to save their life. Instead they use graphic design tools to create screen shots of what they would like the solution should look like even if it is totally unrealistic.

They commonly rely on other competent developers to actually write the code to deliver what they dream up. They are typically the guy who is surfing the web or sending messages on their iPhone during the design meetings and not paying any attention at all.
Example:
That guy is a total screen shot commando...He has no idea how to write the code to make that happen. On that note, has anyone seen any of his code?


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