cumgasm
An incredibly sloppy and sticky orgasm, usually used when spurting in close proximity to an object or person.cumgasm
Example:
OMG Today, I just bought a very sexy laptop. Imma cumgasm.
That girl who was at the party last night was cumgasmically sexy.
OMG Today, I just bought a very sexy laptop. Imma cumgasm.
That girl who was at the party last night was cumgasmically sexy.
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laptop cumgasm
A laptop cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's naked in bed jacking off, and watching porn on his laptop, when he blows his load all over his keyboard.
aborted cumgasm
An aborted cumgasm is the orgasm a guy DOESN'T have because someone opens the door to his room
without knocking.
without knocking.
Example:
I used to have aborted cumgasm if another cadet came into my room without knocking, but now I don't care if they want to watch or join in!
I used to have aborted cumgasm if another cadet came into my room without knocking, but now I don't care if they want to watch or join in!
cosmic cumgasm
cumgasm piss-fuck
A cumgasm piss-fuck is a sexual act where one guyawakens a sleeping dude, by dick-slapping him across his face, and then fucks his mouth making him the early bird who gets the worm, has a cumgasm, and then pisses in his mouth and makes him swallow it all.
Example:
Matt woke me up this morning by dick-slapping me and giving me a cumgasm piss-fuck in my mouth!
Matt woke me up this morning by dick-slapping me and giving me a cumgasm piss-fuck in my mouth!
Wonder-Bed Cumgasm
A Wonder-Bed Cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he takes care of his morning wood and blows his load all over his bed.