Shpants

anything that covers your butt and has leg holes



shpants
to long to be shorts, to short to be pants.
Example:
that idiot is wearing shpants.


shpants
A world wide clothing line, that legendary Arj Barker founded.
They also produce Shoodles (too much material to be sandals, not enough to be shoes) and Cojacks (to warm to be a jacket, not warm enough to be a coat)
Example:
"Honestly you'd think he's never heard the Shpanthem before, dude"


shpants
Shpants are NOT clam-diggers. Shpants are long "guy style" shorts worn on girls. This term/nickname was adopted July 2002 at Camp Merri-Mac. Shpants are usually worn by surfer and skater chicks. Remember, shpants are NOT clam-diggers. For all of you that think they are, you need to stop and reconsider.
Example:
Teenie Boppers are "too cool" for shpants.


shpants
not clam-diggers, not pedal-pushers, not floods, not capris, not culottes, not knickerbockers, not breeches, not bermuda shorts, not pencil pants, just shpantz. When wearing shpants, one might hear the questions "buy me last pape, mistah?"
Example:
Hey girl, I like your shpants! I like that you paired them with heels.


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