IMDS
The worst software designed for collection of maintenance information.The interface was designed by a Chimpanzee injected with a
drug cocktail found in a Soviet-era bunker in
Uzbekistan. Who then shot itself with a revolver sitting in its
tire swing (ruled a suicide.)If you make too many mistakes, leadership signs you up for weekend duty for making them look bad.
IMD
by jqgatsby on Aug 24, 2011 05:49:31
In My
Defense.
Used at the beginning of a sentence to indicate that the
subsequent statement will
justify some action or decision I made.
IMD
by DemonicFxck on Apr 30, 2014 14:26:46
Example:
Anne : IMD, I'm dating the guy I like and I have a fantastic job.
Cody : I
getcha with that one, IMD I'm married to a hot
super model who actually has brains too.
IMD
by GraingerIV on Feb 02, 2009 21:03:05
IMD
by urbnaryguru on Jul 15, 2009 14:26:06
IMD
by al on Jan 26, 2005 14:36:43
imd
by Dingbats on Jun 26, 2006 02:31:33
imd
by CriostoirHulme on Aug 06, 2005 04:41:35
imd student
by I rock on Mar 08, 2005 04:13:24
akin to the hairs on a
hobos ball sack. The imd student does nothing, and understands even less. Usually found looking like someone
spewed a rainbow over them. Distant cousins of mighty Applied
Computing students. May react angrily when confused. Easily done.
Example:
Imd students are the scummiest people to walk the streets of
dundee, even worse than
hookers with syphalis
IMDS
by honneamise on Oct 30, 2020 10:42:47
IMDS or Internal Motion Dynamics in Security is a descriptive acronym, defined as the North-South and
East-West traversal of data in a network when compromised by a hacker (someone who has
smuna). Recently a large sports device manufacturer was hacked by a smuna sufferer and the hacker deployed
retarded semen syndrome into the network, utilising IMDS techniques. It is clear that the person who coined the North-South and East-West paradigms, rather than the correct acronym, suffers from smuna as well and should be shot.