Michaelangelo
The name of the coolest Ninja Turtle. Wears the orange ascot. Which is surprisingly metro for a ninja. He is obsesssed with pizza and the saying "Kawabungaaahh!" Aside from his frequent use of skateboards and nun chucks, he fails to show us any real skills.Just do your ninja duties, man.reverse Michaelangelo
A dump so toxic and heinous that it takes paint OFF of walls as opposed to putting it ON walls, like the artist did.
Example:
"Dude, after that fish taco? I seriously laid a reverse Michaelangelo up on the can."
dump, shit, defecation
"Dude, after that fish taco? I seriously laid a reverse Michaelangelo up on the can."
dump, shit, defecation
Michaelangeloism
A woman’s desire to be captured in males’ imaginations as a perfect object of beauty, whether physical, emotional, or intellectual.
Neurotic adherence to it leaves women unable to process categorical statements, especially regarding female nature.
Neurotic adherence to it leaves women unable to process categorical statements, especially regarding female nature.
Example:
When a woman says that it’s not women’s fault that they don’t initiate conversations or dates because “modern men” aren’t attractive enough, she is displaying Michaelangeloism.
When a woman says that it’s not women’s fault that they don’t initiate conversations or dates because “modern men” aren’t attractive enough, she is displaying Michaelangeloism.