Shum

To simultaneously defecate (shit) and ejaculate (cum) out of either pleasure or sheer anger, and in extreme cases, fear.Can also be used as a verb; “shumming



Shum
To shit and cum at the same time. This usually occurs when the victim is listening to beautiful music or is overcome by intense feelings of pleasure and emotion. Another occurrence is when you're jerking off and taking a shit on the toilet at the same time.
Example:
I shummed myself at the pink floyd concert when the comfortably numb guitar solo started

I just took a nice shum in your toilet


Shum
When a male ejaculates into another person’s anus, and the receiver goes to the toilet & out comes the shum. The mix of the sperm & poo isn’t ‘cum’, it’s ‘Shum’. Shit and cum.
Example:
‘Oh wow! I just been to the loo after he fucked me in the arse, and SO much shum poured out!’


Shum
You can say "shum" after a person coughs to acknowledge that you are not bothered by the cough, and that you hope they are okay

It is pronounced: sh-UM

It is inspired by the calming "uhm" sound that is soothing to others when they are coughing
Example:
John: *coughs*
Henry: Shum to acknowledge John's cough


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