Smooked
The act of being said hello to by a random person on twitter who does not make any effort to contribute any other form of interesting content to the conversation.
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smooking
Otherwise known as nasal felching, to smook, is to clean a partners nasal cavities with your tongue.
smooke
A new way of regarding the inhalation of cigarette fumes, another way of indicating worthiness to either smoke cigarettes or coolness in general.
Example:
I have come to the conclusion that my mom thinks I smooke. She was missing her cigs when she asked me if I took them but I said I didn't. She found them in her pocket later but today she randomly comes up to me and sniffs me! I said I don't smooke but she wouldn't listen! I am now grounded! Why, God, WHY?
Damn, you ain't smooke, bizznatch!
I have come to the conclusion that my mom thinks I smooke. She was missing her cigs when she asked me if I took them but I said I didn't. She found them in her pocket later but today she randomly comes up to me and sniffs me! I said I don't smooke but she wouldn't listen! I am now grounded! Why, God, WHY?
Damn, you ain't smooke, bizznatch!