porch monkey
someone without a job that sits on their porch all day
drink'n 40's, and trading
food stamps for crack.
porch monkey
by k0_ on Nov 30, 2018 07:18:28
Example:
guy 1:hey look at those
porch monkeys over there
guy 2:
haha yeah, come and clean my shoes you porch monkey
porch monkey
by charlie on Dec 10, 2003 09:55:28
porch monkey
by Dodectabone on Jul 22, 2006 08:47:35
A derogatory for a person of african or african american decent. BUT it could also mean a generally lazy person. This term came to be when you think of african americans sitting on there porch chatting it up. Also in the movie
Clerks II, the
sequal to Clerks,
Randal tries to reclaim it as a new term for lazy people. And thus offends several customers and his boss.
Example:
*Police Officer sees Porch Monkey 4 Life written on the back of
Randal's Mooby Uniform and looks flabbergasted*
Randal: Im
taking it back!
EX2
Racist: You filthy crack smoking porch monkey!
porch monkey
by Randall G on Jun 04, 2006 16:43:53
porch monkey
by Chris Tortora on Jul 29, 2006 22:50:43
porch monkey
by ILoatheMySelf on Jun 25, 2009 23:32:24
Example:
Retard: "Hey John, there's
a monkey on that
porch."
John: "Yes, that's a porch monkey"
porch monkey
by bleh34234 on Jul 06, 2009 09:11:32
used to describe a black person sitting on his
porch all day
doing nothing, but it can also refer to a mexican who is outside constantly doing some task that would take
a normal person under 10 minutes to do.
Example:
a porch monkey could be a mexican working on his car, changing its oil, ALL DAY LONG, with several of his brothers and friends. very annoying when you live next to them and you have to listen to their spanish
jibber jabbering all day long. then just when you think they're going to go inside because it's dark, they they bring out a
lamp...
porch monkey
by seanopia on Mar 21, 2008 16:10:55
porch monkey
by John Robison on Jul 23, 2006 12:19:20
in the past, porch monkey has a term used when referencing someone of african american decent...on
July 21, 2006
Randle Graves altered the meaning of porch monkey for the better...he reclaimed the term and changed its meaning to not be a racial slur against african americans but a mere term to discribe any lazy person...
black or white