Soon

A sense of time that never arrives.



Soon
When Louis Tomlinson is releasing LT1. He teased the fans (known as Tommo The Tease) by tweeting "Soon is getting sooner." The whole Louie/Directioner fandom freaked out and weeks later nothing happened. Whenever Louis is asked about when his album, merch, tour, a single is coming out he says SOON. Fans are a mix between losing all hope that soon is within the next decade and telling everyone else to be patient. Louis likes to watch this all unfold. He knows very well what he is doing. Louis owns the word soon. If anyone else uses the word soon not relating to Louis, they will be seen in the court of law or in a Twitter battle with Louie/Directioners that will force you to dig your own grave. Don't mess with Directioners/Louies, they learned their sarcasm from Louis Tomlinson himself. So the question remains: When is Louis releasing LT1? SOON.
Example:
Fan- "When is the album coming out?"

Louis- "Soon."

*Months, Years, Decades Later*

Fan- "When is the album, your merch, your tour, a single of yours coming out?"

Louis- "Soon."


Soon
As defined by Blizzard Entertainment: "Soon" does not imply any particular date, time, decade, century, or millennia in the past, present, and certainly not the future. "Soon" shall make no contract or warranty between Blizzard Entertainment and the end user. "Soon" will arrive some day, Blizzard does guarantee that "soon" will be here before the end of time. Maybe. Do not make plans based on "soon" as Blizzard will not be liable for any misuse, use, or even casual glancing at "soon."
Example:
The patch will be released soon.


Soon
Usually used by artists/bands to tease their fans when they were asked about something. Either means 'in about 3 days' or '6 months.' For example, when asked about a music video, tour, and announcement release, these artists tend to only know this word.
Example:
"@NewHopeClub, when are you releasing the studio version of Medicine and Start Over?"
"Soon."


Soon
A common word said by executives from Polyphony Digital, the developer behind the highly successful Gran Turismo series of video games when asked about a release date of their next game. Series creator Kazunori Yamauchi, creator of the series often says the word when asked for a release date. The word, 'soon' usually means coming within a small time-frame but it is the total opposite when said by Polyphony Digital and Kazunori Yamauchi.
Example:
Soon.


Soon
A word Pentatonix uses to tease people about their upcoming announcements, albums and activities so people get all frustrated and excited. Does not actually mean soon. They will tease you with soon so bad that you will cringe at seeing the word in your life. Pentaholics have banned and rejected this word, so it is suggested not to use it around them.
Example:
Pentaholic: Hey Pentatonix when are you dropping your album?
Pentatonix: Eh... Soon
Pentaholic: But how long is soon???
Pentatonix: Very Soon
People: BUT WHEN??????
Pentatonix: VERY VERY Soon
Pentaholic: Okay just go hit by a bus.


Soon
"Soon" is a diverse word with multiple forms of usage primarily in the region of Southeast Asia. It is commonly used to describe a person who is acting like a moron, and is used in fits of anger and frustration.

While its original meanings has been distorted from its ancient Chinese origins, it is popular in Southeast Asia is a semi-curse word. Its rise to popular culture has been spearheaded by Southeast Asian movie "The Maid", where the main character's primary name is called "Ah Soon", who plays a retarded teenager.
Example:
Tom: Lets go for lunch.
Bob: Don't be a Soon.

Tom: Lets hang out at the mall.
Bob: Why are you being such a Soon?

Tom: I wish I could fly.
Bob: Don't Soon.

Bob: That moron Tom told me he could fly. What a Soon.
Tim: Wow, that's really quite Soon.


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