Steaks

A chick who has a fat thick ass that makes you excited.



A-steak
Often used to express the absolute highest form of legitimacy concerning a certain topic or object.

A better, more meaningful way to say "legit".
Example:
Sarah: Hey, Patrick.

Patrick: I hope you choke!

Sarah: You're such an A-steak douche.

Patrick: I... I'm sorry.


steak
The greatest food known to man. Best when eaten dripping with blood.
Example:
"I will go eat steak now with honor."


Not Steak
not steak (NOT-stake)

noun. something that is definitely not steak, but claims to be. It may be in some way associated with steak, but it is definetely not steak. If you see something that claims it is steak, when it clearly is not, alert everyone in the room, and discard of the object. If you come in contact with a person who claims to be steak, steal their wristwatch and sell it to a Chinese merchant.
Example:
THAT'S NOT STEAK! Seriously! It isn't! Just look at it! My father left me when I was a young boy. I just want someone to love me.


Steaked
Verb: The act of being 'steaked' by a Sonic main the the video game Super Smash Bros. Brawl. The Sonic player delivers the proverbial steak to the enemy, upon which they become 'steaked'. This can happen in a wide variety of forms, such as;

Being beaten by a Sonic player while using a character with a large matchup advantage,

Losing a stock to the spring - uair attack string
Stage-spiked by a bair,

Getting hit by a full charge hypnosmash and losing a stock very early,

And many more, all involving utter humiliation on the victim of the steaking.

The steak also symbolises what all true Sonic mains strive for. Whilst steak in itself can be won through winning matches, it can only be achieved through the steaking of all who stand in the Sonic players way on their path to epic victory.

The steak originates from a member of the Sonic community of old, where it was stated that a winning streak with Sonic in tournament play would be forever synomous with a winning steak, thus the useage of steak to defeat his enemies.
Example:
(Sonic player) *runs off-stage to perform a back-air stage spike*
(Opponent) *does not dodge in time, and loses the match*
(Sonic player) "YOU GOT STEAKED, SON!"

(Sonic player) "Just came home from a tournament, got 1st :)"
(Fellow Sonic player) "How was it?"
(Sonic player) "Tough matches the whole way through, grand finals I 2-stock steaked this snake player with 2 cypher grab KO's"
(other player) "NICE! Bringing home the steak!"


Steak
A female who wears small amounts of clothing and tries to attract other males through her looks and/or actions.
Example:
"See that girl over there?"
"Yeah"
"You better watch yourself 'cause she's a total steak"


Steak
Good stuff that comes from cows.
Example:
Mom; Saints, STOP THAT!!!!! Pick up that knife and cut up that steak.

Saints; that steak is too thick to cut with a knife, I have no choice than to pick it up and bite it.


Steaking
The ritual where one covers their body in raw steak and calls to the steak God through a series of low pitched yells.
Example:
Steven's love for steak can only be fully expressed through his daily steaking sessions.


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