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wristwatch

Wrapping you dick around your wrist and asking people to check out your new watch.

Wristwatch

by CrosswordPuzzle on Oct 31, 2011 18:47:21

A small timepiece worn on the wrist.

Example:
Wristwatches can be fashion items.

Chocolate Wristwatch

by sn0wMan115 on Nov 16, 2010 08:40:51

A brown shit ring that gets stuck around your wrist after fisting someone in the ass.

Example:
My girlfriend offered to try something new in the bedroom for my birthday...so I told her I wanted a chocolate wristwatch. She doesn't ask what I want for presents anymore.

Harrington wristwatch

by Jimmy2Legs on Mar 23, 2007 04:12:15

When a girls pussy(or ass) is sooooo large you could stick your entire fist in it. Then you pick her up with your forearm inside of her using her similar to a wristwatch. Very difficult to perform but when it is done, you know you got a loosy on your hands(literally).

Example:
That broads vag was sooo used I pulled off a Harrington wristwatch on er'.

Jersey wristwatch

by Hershal Walker on Sep 28, 2010 12:26:01

When a double sided dildo is vaginally and anally inserted in the same female. The person responsible for the act then inserts their wrist through the loop, presenting it in the same manor as a watch.

Example:
I cant believe that stripper let me wear her jersey wristwatch

Riverton Wristwatch

by a.k.a. Barry Badrinath on Mar 10, 2008 06:57:02

When receiving a hand job, the man's ejaculate land on the female's wrist and, by gravity, runs around her wrist. This creates the look of a white band on the woman's wrist. Popular because it normally requires just 2 to 4 ropes.

Example:
I remember in seventh grade at the movies Courtney gave me a handjob. I came so quickly, she got a Riverton Wristwatch.

I'll never forget the Riverton Wristwatch I gave her after a nice HJ.

Spanish Wristwatch

by christian the newt on Apr 15, 2003 11:49:44

A common dick-trick.
ones stretches ones penis around his wrist until it form a circle.

Example:
At his grandmothers wake, Garys' Spanish wristwatch was a sure fire ice-breaker

Crisco wristwatch

by Roostafy on Apr 22, 2003 10:13:14

Stick your hand in a can of Crisco until it's lubed all around. Then insert your hand/fist in a woman's rectum until your watch tickles her stink star.

Example:

Crisco wristwatch

by arguman on Dec 01, 2006 15:02:27

Referenced in the Frank Zappa song "Broken Hearts Are For Assholes" from the album Sheik Yerbouti.

Example:
The context is as follows: Ram it, Ram it, Ram it, Ram it up yer poop chute *Wrist-watch; Crisco* (crisco wristwatch for the purposes of this example)

Kentucky Wristwatch

by the Tap on Dec 07, 2006 09:28:41

Another position for the game from a certain movie. Performed by wrapping your penis around your wrist like a watchband.

Example:
I turned to find him doing the Kentucky Wristwatch, which got me kicked in the ass and called a meatgazer.

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