Stoned

What happens to you after smoking some killer Dro (mostly Indica strain) or large quantities of Reggie which lead you to being like a stone, and what do stones do? Nothing, they stay in one place motionless. When this occurs to you after smoking Marijuana you are stoned my friends! Stay high



Stoned
A mind state in which you believe to be a inventor, philosopher, genius, or possibly all. Caused when you have smoked to much weed.

A sure sign of being stoned is when you come up with ideas like an automatic basketball or you decide you can fly and Jesus was a robot.
Example:
Person 1: You know i was thinking that maybe if i inhaled enough helium i could fly. I also thought that if Jesus were a robot it would explain why he was so smart and could do all that kick ass shit.
Person 2:....
Person 1: I blew your mind didn't I
Person 3: Dude your talking to a pumpkin
Pumpkin: You are way to stoned


Stoned
A state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention
Example:
"I'm was so stoned I didn't notice the movie was in French."


Stoned
The state of total nirvana.
feeling completely on top of the world.
when you cant think right. forget things in 4 minutes. super hungry. laughing at everything. talking in a weird voice.
Example:
Person- man im so stoned. ON FUCK WHERE ARE MY HANDS?

Person- What the meanings of toenails, man?
Person #2- Dude you are stoned.


Stoned
When one is killed as a form of capital punishment where a group throws stones at a person until death ensues.
Example:
Man 1: Yo I got so high last night and fucked this bitch last night...
Man 2: What! Adultery!?! Stone him!
(Crowd proceeds to pick up rocks and throw them at Man 1 until Man 1 is completely stoned to death.)


Stoned
The very slow, yet rapid course of time in which you may find yourself reading and creating these definitions for words that quite simply seem to be the most hilarious thing you've seen in a recent while. (The word "egg" for example, let it sink in if you are high at the moment)

Contrary to popular belief, you will not be "raiding" the kitchen, and refrigerator, rather, you will likely see a Quiznos commercial which will either A) Remind you of the cold cuts you have in your refrigerator and proceed to make yourself 5 sandwiches, as you will not be able to tell when you're "full", or B) you will immediately rush to the nearest Taco Bell, because at one point you will forget why you got in the car, at which point a Taco Bell will present itself along any major highway.

You will be less likely to go to the movie theater, as instead your first person experiences will be as if you are viewing yourself through a television set, so watching movies will only cause you to lose control of yourself, as you will be uncertain of whether you're watching a movie, or whether you're watching a movie of a person watching a movie. (That person, being you)

You will giggle when I remind you of the word "egg", and that will cause you to go onto some intellectual brainstorm about things completely unrelated to eggs, such as poison dart frogs, discovery channel's Deadliest Catch, or how you managed to read all of this definition.
Example:
Guy 1 : Dude, have you ever wondered about how the universe will end one day?

Guy 2 : Hell yes I'll go for some pizza.

*A frequent conversation between stoned guys*


Stoned
The state of mind in which an individual's Mind bonds with the chemical THC, usually by smoking Marijuana Buds, and sometimes eaten. In effect causing Euphiora,Hunger,Paranoia,Short-Term memory loss and thinking everything is funny
Example:
Yo, im so fucking stoned that the cat just told me a secret


Stoned
when you smoke so much marijuana that you are unmotivated to even move- and every muscle in your body feels like it's being weighed down by a huge weight like a stone (hence the word STONED) you feel really heavy and have intense, very enjoyable tactile hallucinations and usually feel complete euphoria so you just stare off blankly and enjoy it.
Example:
I'm stoned. go away

I've never actually been stoned before. I've been very very high but never been ACTUALLY stoned.

wow. no one here besides me knows what "stoned" actually means do they?


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