Texas Taco

Using BBQ Sauce as Lubricant for vaginal sex.



texas taco
The act to shit in between a chicks breast, and then tit fuck her.
Example:
Yo last night she let me give her the texas taco, it was crazy as hell! I never knew that chick gets that horny!!


Texas Taco Salad
Is when you throw up inside your girls vajayjay and you fuck her until your throw up becomes a creamy like substance, then you top it off with your own table cream (semen).
Example:
My girl wanted to try something new in bed, so i bust out the Texas Taco Salad on her. She hasnt asked for anything new ever since.


Texas Brown Taco
Go to taco bell buy a volcano taco take all the toppings off except the meat. drop a Cleveland in it put in microwave for 10 min. rub penis in it til scolded and red. bang a fat chick in the ass cum in her buttwhole, then suck all the fluids out and spit it in the taco and enjoyy
Example:
Fuck your breath smells... yeah i know try a texas brown taco


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