NOODLES

verb, "to noodle" - means to mull over, think about, contemplate, ponder, puzzle over or brain-storm.



noodling
A form of fishing in which a crazy person runs into a lake and searches for holes on the bottom with his foot. Then he inserts his finger into the hole and lets something bite it. Hopefully, it's a catfish. If so, he wrestles the catfish to the surface and drags it to shore. If its not a catfish, he may lose his finger to a snapping turtle or his life to a water moccasin.

Believe it or not, noodling is illegal in many states.
Example:
Never noodle for catfish with your dong or you will receive the most painful injury ever to spring from noodling.


Noodle
1. A type of food made from wheat, rice, or something else idk
2. A nickname for a guys dick

3. A member of the band Gorillaz
4. Negative name for a skinny person
Example:
1. I ate some Pad-Thai last night, and the noodles were good!
2. Dude, my noodle hurts after railing that girl last night.
3. Noodle can be heat singing in the song 19-2000.

4. Hey Noodle! Go eat something!


Noodle
A code word to describe a cute or hot girl without anyone noticing:

‘Noodle’ - hot girl
Super Noodle’ - mega 10/10 hot girl
Example:
Alden : “Oi mate, see that girl over there? She’s a noodle”
Alun : “nah, she’s deffo a super noodle


Noodling
When you and your bandmates start playing without the band director's consent. Usually, the band director will shout at you for noodling. Sometimes, the director will purposefully target one instrumentalist and tell them to stop playing when there is no song. Noodling is a serious offense that leads to serious consequences such as band suspension, possible expulsion from the band, and no seventh chords :(
Example:
Stop noodling or I'll shut that saxophone up myself.


noodle
An individual who is limp and incapable of standing up for something or even taking responsibility for anything. Not capable of doing anything in life. Wishy-washy but much worse!
Example:
That jerk is such a noodle he came out of his dad's dick sideways and just swam in circles.


Noodle
When one drinks a small amount of alcohol (commonly a sip of four loko, but in some extreme cases this could be a sniff) and engages in wobbly activities. The drunkard must have a BMI of 12 or below, a tall and skinny frame, and a feeble skeleton. When intoxicated the body muscles collapse and the noodling begins. This could include floundering to the ground, rolling around like an infant child, and making silly comments that can be so cringing it turns you sober.
Example:
Dude I met this kid from New Mexico last night, he'd never drunk before; he was noodleing all over the place


The Noodle
A popular dance among the inebriated in which the upper body gyrates limply giving the effect of a human noodle.
Example:
After passing his number to the bartender on a reciept Joe proceeded to the dance floor where he performed The Noodle mating call.

I was so drunk last night I was dancing The Noodle.


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