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warts

walking and farting at the same time ... same as crop dusting

wart

by jozefa on Apr 10, 2008 22:56:00

Someone or something that you want to get rid off but really can't.
This someone or something is so annoying that it drives you crazy but still you've gotten attached to it and you can't live without it.

Example:
On one hand there's something about her that makes me want to spend all my time with her but on the other hand I know it's not the best thing for me. She's a real Wart.

warting

by Brian on Dec 03, 2004 04:06:03

When you walk and fart at the same time. Usually done by old people.

Example:
I walked in there and saw grandpa warting.

Wart

by Chronitron on Mar 16, 2009 15:16:43

An acronym for "watermelon ass ripping turd", describing a large poop that felt like it ripped your ass on the way out.

Example:
Upon rising from the toilet, Biff shouted "Hey guys! I just had a watermelon ass ripping turd! It was a Wart!"

Wart

by Salem XIII on Feb 28, 2008 01:00:03

A journalistic tool primarily used in a profile piece. The wart adds human flaws and characteristics to the story, so the piece doesn't come off as being unbiased and promotional. This will show the person's shortcomings. Warts could address serious concerns, or add a sense of humor to the piece.

Example:
Use the person's criminal record as a way to add a wart to the story.

wart

by wort gal on Nov 13, 2003 02:19:38

The thing that just fell off my toe that bleeds and hurts when you bump it against the table leg.

Example:
I have a bloody scab where my wart was

Warts

by None yo damn business on Jun 30, 2009 10:46:18

What happens when you go to Vegas .

Example:
Man 1) Have fun in Vegas ?
Man 2) Hell naw some drunk stripper gave me warts !
Man 3) Daaaaamnnnn sucks to be you .

wart

by The Return of Light Joker on May 15, 2009 12:04:58

a flaw or imperfection

Example:
The single wart in the programming was frequently overlooked.

Warts

by humanitariangirl4life on Aug 25, 2014 16:40:43

Warts are tiny calaces in your hands and feet that sometimes are viral and can spread to legs, arms, and face. The only way to kill them is by freezing them which can be painful depending on the skin area. When you freeze them they turn into a nasty dark blue and purple color and it will take a week to heal.

Example:
Oh man I gotta freeze them yay!!

Shows friends "I got some warts burned off"

Shrieks "Eew are you a witch??"

Shrugs "Apparently"

Is that a wart?

by Mr. Anson on Jan 19, 2008 14:42:59

Catch phrase used often by strange folks from California. Is often said at random times for no apparent reason, when obviously no wart is present.

Example:
Amy: Matt, it's over.
Matt: But why?
Amy: I am not fulfilled in this marriage.
Matt: It hurts, but if you want to leave, go ahead.
Amy: Here is my wedding ring (holds it out on the palm of her hand)
Matt: Is that a wart?

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