The Bird
by The Supporter on Mar 09, 2007 11:29:46
The Bird is a complicated sexual maneuver. Successful completion requires five (5) people, one of whom is The Bird.
The Bird takes one dick from the back, one dick in the mouth, one dick in their left hand (while the person stands
on The Bird’s left), and one dick in their right hand (while the person stands on The Bird’s right).
Bent over with
all four (4) penises in position, The Bird jerks their arms back-and-forth while rocking their body back-and-forth. They look like they are trying to
fly away, hence, The Bird.
Example:
Dude, I just
walked in on the
sickest shit I have ever seen!
I caught Nathan, Matt, Jon,
Mitch, and Dave doing The Bird!
The Bird
by Pinky, Brain, and Napolean on Jan 11, 2011 20:23:27
The Bird refers to Crystal Meth that Doesn't get you high.
THe Bird Looks, Smells, Tastes, Burns, and even Shoots just like the REAL thing, but doesn't get you high. In Fact
THE BIRD has been known to cause many different side effects upon being used such as Depression, Short and Long term loss of vision,
head aches, stomach cramps, and last but not least suicidal thoughts. In addition, causing a tweaker to not only be disappointed in their bag, while being confused to the fact it did not get them high.
Example:
The bird originated from...
"This Ice doesn't get you high...
This shit is for THE BIRDS"
ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE BIRD:
"I'm going to get some shit... I sure hope it's not The Bird."
WHEN THERE IS LOTS OF THE BIRD PASSING THROUGH YOUR
RING YOU MAY SAY: "Bird's The Word."
WHEN YOU COME ACROSS A FELLOW TWEAKER THAT HAS NEVER BUILT A RELATIONSHIP
WITH THE BIRD, AND MEETS THE BIRD FOR THE FIRST TIME, BEFORE EXPLAINING THE BIRDS PURPOSE, YOU MAY LEAN TO THE FRIEND AND SAY: "BIRDS THE WORD... WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD?"
If you are trying to get someone to purchase a bag of bird, you may joke about it in front of them by making noices such as clucking, bird/duck/chicken/rooster sounds.