BFM

Short for Butt Fucking Moron.



BFM
Code word name for Bare Fucking Minimum. Most commonly used at work.
Example:
Just gonna do a BFM on this job.


BFM
Example:
I want to BFM


BFM
Standing for "Big Fucking Mess," this acronym can be used to describe a situation that is out of control or generally in a state of disarray.

It is especially useful in situations when it is unacceptable to utilize the word "fuck," such as at a workplace in front of your superiors or in front of your children.
Example:
We've lost 25% of our funding for the year... What a BFM!


BFM
The acronym stands for "best friend moment." When two or more friends have done or said the same thing simultaneously. Also occurs in past/future forms.
Example:
EX.
Person 1: are you guys going go the party?
Person 2 & 3: yes!

Person 1: you just had a BFM!

EX. 2
Person 1 & 2: (both drop their book at the same time)

Person 1: BFM!

EX. 3
Person 1: should we leave soon?
Person 2 & 3: yes!

Person 2 & 3: bfm!

Person 2: ahhh that's a double bfm!


BFM
Big Furry Monster, I.E., the biggest creature Magic the Gathering has to offer. It takes two halves of the card to summon and 15 black mana, and it's a 99/99 and can only be blocked by three or more creatures. It's the biggest, baddest, nastiest, scariest creature you'll ever see.
Example:
"It was big. Really, really big. No, bigger than that. Even bigger. Keep going. More. No, more. Look, we're talking Krakens and Dreadnoughts for jewelry, it was BIG!"
-Arna Kennerild, Skyknight


Latest Searches

stedded, Yes, fuck me~, STICKY BLEACH, Shepherds maze, parking inspector, blue sky hook, fucking dumb, Sorchae, One and Onlies, white trash bastard, Deading, Jorgen Justification, Jimmy Carr, Rookie Move, inklink, as expected, packin it, smoothener, Moonstomp, Red Balls, Clash of Titans, 3-3, tik-tok, chazzing it, emo haters, dodgin, aDdas, crapping out, Sherree, time Fighter, another, durationing, disorganize, 2-2-2 move, get trolled, OOPSIES, Game of War, Hideous Monstrosity, sluttish sleepy eyes, Re-elected, Doose Monkey, PH Pearls, l4d2, think blue, Shlap, eccie, Whack a Mole, my boo cakes, Omish Moon Butter, scsboa, type b, lost and unbound, ass fudge, Hunger Fighter, gettin into, fell out, Pillageables, Kill the cat, Cel-Shading, Blaze it up, ralloed, Butt Walking, 2-methyl-2-butanol, My Name is, jin, ass whole, Shits weak, commercial break, hitting it raw, Tomas, get healthy, Dining with Royalty, Kerps that hoe, Scoobie Snack, SHITTTTTT, loft, blue peter badge, proper gander, Tuscan Rocket, necromancy, Autocircumsizer 8000, Konata Style, Quandt, on some G, curly tail, Devonian, Old tin can, office shark, first base, grounge, Geico lizard, danciful, smizoke the wizeed, Poppin hot rocks, Penis Conduction, efis, yahtzee, White dick, sabeeh, contol, freewheeling, Twilight Nerd, Freshly Fucked Look, there it is, Ewan campbell, Red ball, the comments section, needles, Hant gärs, in the barrel, calculus, radioactive fallout, Fishbone, Angry Mob, Elite Eight, opera, mageed, Eminitis, ankle monitor, narcissistic, Kevin Higgs, KOC, Okayyyy, aaron burr, Electra Complex, Flacing, pasty boy, Ben and Jerry, meet the engineer, Matthew Howarth, Chris enjoys cocks, swing on me, total devastation, Stjerne, a 23, a Wayback, spit in my mouth, Advanced, boodles, Intellivision, Clean breakaway, channels, Lapis, spit some bars, slave name, jimmy slip slide, cold as shit, Higging, kooky nutter, Risembool, Wizard on, that is all things, body check, Skib, Dat Way, GAME, erik so, Part time hoe, Legendary, Mini-, alsace lorraine, Squeakie, falling action, hit it and quit it, Friday, Scented Cons, flat face, Git r Done, Hunters Point, Shidd-Off, Golden Triangle, goose-nips, copycat, Soompi, in good, to dap up, Emma a, thunder in, a Miami, DTPB, and bumblebee, on the bum, REEEEEEEEE, Cond-poo, Dowd, dynamic alluding, Chuuk, Crumlins, Dougs, Grigor, RMK CLOTHiNG, hoof you in the nuts, dates, Study Group, Biggety, The right stuff, Participle, pineapple pen, TBG, The engineer, BFM, stedded, Yes, fuck me~, STICKY BLEACH, Shepherds maze, parking inspector, blue sky hook, fucking dumb, Sorchae, One and Onlies, white trash bastard, Deading, Jorgen Justification, Jimmy Carr, Rookie Move, inklink, as expected, packin it, smoothener, Moonstomp, Red Balls, Clash of Titans, 3-3, tik-tok, chazzing it, emo haters, dodgin, aDdas, crapping out, Sherree, time Fighter, another, durationing, disorganize, 2-2-2 move, get trolled, OOPSIES, Game of War, Hideous Monstrosity, sluttish sleepy eyes, Re-elected, Doose Monkey, PH Pearls, l4d2, think blue, Shlap, eccie, Whack a Mole, my boo cakes, Omish Moon Butter, scsboa, type b, lost and unbound, ass fudge, Hunger Fighter, gettin into, fell out, Pillageables, Kill the cat, Cel-Shading, Blaze it up, ralloed, Butt Walking, 2-methyl-2-butanol, My Name is, jin, ass whole, Shits weak, commercial break, hitting it raw, Tomas, get healthy, Dining with Royalty, Kerps that hoe, Scoobie Snack, SHITTTTTT, loft, blue peter badge, proper gander, Tuscan Rocket, necromancy, Autocircumsizer 8000, Konata Style, Quandt, on some G, curly tail, Devonian, Old tin can, office shark, first base, grounge, Geico lizard, danciful, smizoke the wizeed, Poppin hot rocks, Penis Conduction, efis, yahtzee, White dick, sabeeh, contol, freewheeling, Twilight Nerd, Freshly Fucked Look, there it is, Ewan campbell, Red ball, the comments section, needles, Hant gärs, in the barrel, calculus, radioactive fallout, Fishbone, Angry Mob, Elite Eight, opera, mageed, Eminitis, ankle monitor, narcissistic, Kevin Higgs, KOC, Okayyyy, aaron burr, Electra Complex, Flacing, pasty boy, Ben and Jerry, meet the engineer, Matthew Howarth, Chris enjoys cocks, swing on me, total devastation, Stjerne, a 23, a Wayback, spit in my mouth, Advanced, boodles, Intellivision, Clean breakaway, channels, Lapis, spit some bars, slave name, jimmy slip slide, cold as shit, Higging, kooky nutter, Risembool, Wizard on, that is all things, body check, Skib, Dat Way, GAME, erik so, Part time hoe, Legendary, Mini-, alsace lorraine, Squeakie, falling action, hit it and quit it, Friday, Scented Cons, flat face, Git r Done, Hunters Point, Shidd-Off, Golden Triangle, goose-nips, copycat, Soompi, in good, to dap up, Emma a, thunder in, a Miami, DTPB, and bumblebee, on the bum, REEEEEEEEE, Cond-poo, Dowd, dynamic alluding, Chuuk, Crumlins, Dougs, Grigor, RMK CLOTHiNG, hoof you in the nuts, dates, Study Group, Biggety, The right stuff, Participle, pineapple pen, TBG,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!