cup of noodles

probably the best food ever made! contains perdect swirly noodles that get perfect. noodles and ooodles of cup of noodles?



Cup of Noodles
A cancer containing cup of chemically treated noodles and processed vegetables that you add water to and heat up in a radio active wave emitting microwave that causes brain damage. You eat it with a spork which is the opposite of classy.
Example:
"I sporked my cup of noodles and it was bitchin."


cup o' noodles
A Cup O' Noodles occurs when doggy style sex is going down and the male pulls out his penis and cums in his cupped hand. once his female coutnerpart turns around to see why the fun has stopped, the 'cupped' hand of semen is tossed in her face.

It is appropriate for the male to then scream 'CUP O' NOODLES IN YO FACE!'
Example:
Tom was enjoying some back door action with Sally. Prior to climax, Tom decided Sally's snooty attitude at the bar and the amount of time it took to bed her called for a sturdy 'cup o' Noodles.'

Taking great care and positioning his hand just right, Thomas released his member from her love muff, held onto the bedside table for support and awaited Sally's head to turn.
'What's up baby, why'd u...'
With a flash and a flick of the wrist, 'CUP O' NOODLES IN YO FACE!,' Tom Exclaims.

Sally did not return Tom's calls until later that month.


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