The Broh

The Broh is a movement. It's a state of being. To be the broh you must push your body and mind to the limit. You think you get zooted? The broh takes 10 lines of yak, a couple of xany's, 10 brews, and burns the blunt to get to his normal state of zootedness, so next time you think your relatively fucked up, just imagine what the Broh is going through. To be the Broh you must NOT remember 3/4th's of your life!



Broh
The guido way of saying bro. It is much more annoying and gets the point across way easier. Society might not respect you as much, but who cares, its a Jersey thing.
Example:
Jimmy: Hey, what's up bro?

Nick: Dude, you're a guido, don't you mean "Broh"??


the broh
the broh can be defined in many ways because the broh is in some ways "ubiquotious." I think of the broh as the answer to all questions... I think of the broh any time when i find myself confused. And most importantly i think of the broh any time i need to burn (this occurs quite often). Now i am mad zooted, and when im zooted i know the broh is. YOU KNOW THE BROH IS DTB AND DTF on the daily so dont even ask. YOU MUST GO TO IU TO BE QUALIFIED AS BROH WORTHY. REP UR HOOD!
Example:
ockh!?? Where u at, u know ur boi needs to burn

Im mad horny laying in bed, should i jerk it or go to bed, what would the broh
"The broh would get his meat wet"

Yo i need to talk to the broh, my blood THC level is low.


broh brah
An all-purpose interjection. Similar to "Dude!" at the beginning of a sentence. Used to introduce a sentence. Can be used in any and all situations depending on voice tone and inflection. Can also be used as a greeting. NOT a person.
Example:
-"Dude, my mom died!"
-(with sad inflection) "Broh, brah..."

"Dude, I won the lottery!!!"
-(with excited inflection) "Broh, brah!"

"Broh, brah! How goes it?"


Broh Store
Like a group of Bros but better. There is no negativity or macho nonsense allowed in these groups. While a broh store usually contains mostly males members, there are usually females in the group as well, to add balance, grace, intelligence, & purpose to the mix. While males significantly outnumber females in these groups, a broh store is only at it's peak when lead by a strong, confidence, alpha female by keeping the jackassery of the male members in check. These groups are tight knit communities who are usually gamers, movie enthusiasts, comic & sci-fi fans, dorks, nerds, geeks, dweebs, beefcakes, and everything in between.
Example:
Bart and Doobie are going to play World of Warcraft tonight online with The Broh Store for hours on end.


LAWLS BROH!
1. The term used by over-excessive messenger junkies, often used to demonstrate the feeling of uber hapiness.
2. A sarcastic way of reacting to anything that causes silence such as a lame joke, awkward moment or when theres nothing to talk about.
Example:
1. L33t AZN B01: Didz U Cheque Out Dat hawt Chik YEsTerday?
Azn Kidzor: LAWLS BROH! Shee was Smooking!
2. Guy 1: So watcha doing for fathers day?
Guy 2: My dad is dead (silence)
Guy 1: LAWLS BROH!
Guy 3: Co-co-co-combo breaker!


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