Getting a Job

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Get a job!
A famously well known diss from the 80s meaning "get a life" as we call it now
People tend to use it when someone is being ignorant or annoying.. And the comeback itself makes the other persons insult not as funny.
Example:
Woman: We have to talk, thinking about killing yourself or not its one of the hardest decisions you can make.

Veronica: Get a Job!


Get a job!
A retort heard during protests when the speaker has no relevant response to an argument. Typically used at night, on the weekend and/or when the speaker has no personal knowledge of his/her opponents employment status.

Also known as: the "ad Ars" (against the job) fallacy.
Example:
protester: My grandmother has no health insurance and the corporate death-panels will pull the plug if she doesn't get help soon.

counter-protester: Get a job!

protester: I'm self-employed.

counter-protester: Get a job!

protester: As a lawyer.

counter-protester: Get a job!


Getting a job
A hard task, usually requiring effort, patience, and a low sense of procrastination. Something you know you have to do, but still your tv or video game is sooo tempting.
Example:
Mom- Ryan! Shoudn't you be getting a job?
Ryan- But mom! I'm so close to gaining a level!!


Get a job!
Not great advice to yell at a homeless. Do you think they haven't thought of that? They're on the street corner and it just never occurred to them to do that?
Example:
Iam "It not that I thought that no one saw it. It's that I didn't realize I had a dedicated fan base that would actively respond everything I write. That's a bizarre thing. You see how that's bizarre right?"

Hym "Hey, you see that interview? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT GUY!? Apparently, everyone told him that it looked like someone other than him wrote it. Can you believe that shit!? Not going to watch the after-show though cus I don't have any fucking money because the only thing I have in life was stolen from me in front of 60 million people. So... Yeah... The reasons not to drink a bottle of gin and drive through a crowded intersection are just-a piling up over here. But how are you? How are the kids? Good?"

Iam "Why are you like this? This is why everyone hates us."

Hym "Body Dysmorphia, Dissociative disorder, Oedipus complex, and/or possibly Schizophrenia. The gang stalking doesn't help either... Isn't it wild that I proved that that shit was real!? And spun it around in my favor? I'm a goddamn genius. Good job me!"

Iam "........"

Hym "......."

Iam "......."

Hym "You're not going to do the thing?"

Iam "........"

Hym "Fine I'll do it. Good job me! 'GoOd JoB oThEr Me!' 🙏 (That's a self high 5 by the way)"

Iam "That's not what I sound like. I... Whatever. I'm going to bed."

Hym "Of course it doesn't. I can't make myself sound THAT stupid. Get a job!"


gets the job done
a term used when someone or something is only average, but still gets the job done. if you're sub-par, you definitely don't get the job done.
Example:
Man, this paper plate is ghetto fab. Can you see? Look at these holes.

Eh, gets the job done.

Mos def, it still gets the job done, I'm just saying though. I mean, I'm no doctor or anything, but I think paper plates shouldn't come with holes in them. But it still gets the job done, so I ain't saying nothin.


Go get a job
The most abrasive and mutually damning insult on the internet. Telling someone to go get a job implies telling them to end their continued presence on the internet and actually become a useful member of society instead of being a deadweight who sits inside all day arguing with people over trivial matters online. Telling someone to go get a job is tantamount to telling them to throw their entire life away and start anew in an unfamiliar and discomforting position.
Example:
So now you're gonna blame ME for this? Go get a job already, you prick.


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