Retorted
Someone who is absolutely awful at comebacks, reputations, and retorts. Often times their replies are met with awkward stares and silence.
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- verb1) To reply to, usually in a sharp or retaliatory way; reply in kind to.2) To return (an accusation, epithet, etc.) upon the person uttering it.3) To answer (an argument or the like) by another to the contrary.- noun4) A severe, incisive, or witty reply, esp. one that counters a first speaker's statement, argument, etc.5) A glass device used for distillation or dry distillation in chemistry.6) A furnace used for cremating dead bodies.7) An industrial pressure cooker.Retort
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Retorted
say something in answer to a remark or accusation, typically in a sharp, angry, or wittily incisive manner.
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Example:
Ryan tried to be smart by calling others retarded who are actually not, that now everyone knows he’s retorted
Ryan tried to be smart by calling others retarded who are actually not, that now everyone knows he’s retorted
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A political website run by a failed web publisher, populated almost exclusively by homebound seniors and pathetic trolls. The regulars argue about the same 5 topics on a daily basis, fleck spittle onto their computer screens, and generally waste their worthless lives.
Retort Tardiness
A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended
Example:
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"