The Republican

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The Republican

A guy who is a legit Republican. He typically thinks he is awesome and will say outlandish remarks about how insanely amazing the Republicans are. He may have a big head, and sometimes he likes to punch windows. If you find yourself having sexual fantasies about him, you are not alone.

Example:
Theresa, "Did you see The Republican??"
Tyler, "Yah, he was strolling down the hallway today wearing a pro-Bush shirt, and then he walked into the wall. He just looked so stellarly dreamy..."


Republicans
Republicans are one of two dominant political parties in the United States, and the one that cleaves to generally rightist policies.

Gained support by convincing poor whites that poor blacks benefited disproportionately from aid programs, thus getting a bunch of plutocrats elected to office for the sole purpose of giving tax cuts to the rich.

Also reflexively oppose every policy proposed by a liberal group on principle.

Dislikes government regulation of business. Would rather we have no way to stop businesses with evil intent from abusing us.
Example:
One good example (or bad one, depending on how you look at it) of a Republican is George W. Bush.

The Tea Party have about 90% of the time voted for Republicans, so any bullshit about them not being Republican is only so Republicans have scapegoats for the occasional really insane shit they do.


Republican
someone who runs as a candidate for the sole purpose of cutting taxes/keeping them low
Example:
W ran for president as a Republican because he thought taxes were too high on the wealthy.


Republican
Repuclicans are followers of one of two moderate right-wing idealisms currently vying for power in the United States of America.
Like most people, they are well intentioned, and believe firmly in 80's conservative thought, that society should essentially be run on the basis of a firm, fair meritocracy.
Sadly, there are many faults to this point of view. Like most ideologies it fails to take into account much of practical reality. The net result of excessive republicanism appears to be unregulated markets, social inequity, aggressive tribalism and unaccountable power structures run by a wealthy elite.
These excesses run contrary to the ideology's core values, and so it might be said to be self-destructive.
Example:
It is questionable whether the United States (and we in the rest of the free world) should be under the leadership of the present president were it not for the partisan nature of the US legal system; in particular the majority of republicans in its upper echelons.


Republican
One who see things in a way that rational people just can't.

1) one who sees economic prosperity in the past just before President Obama was elected

2) one who sees an economic collapse in the future if Obama's re-elected

3) one who sees lowering taxes on the wealthy as the best way to help the poor

4) one who sees increased military spending as reduced government spending

5) one who sees an attack on religious freedom anywhere religion is not free to attack

6) one who sees an evil Obama in an empty chair at the 2012 Republican National Convention

7) one who just doesn't see reality
Example:
Ann Romney: "There won't be any more tax releases...We given all YOU PEOPLE need to know."
2012 Republican Presidential nominee Mitt Romney: "Corporations are people, my friend."
2012 Republican Vice Presidential nominee Paul Ryan plans to voucher Medicare in order to pay for tax cuts for millionaires and businesses that ship American jobs overseas, if elected.


Republican
Someone who supports small government when it can help you and big government when it controls who you can marry and what you can smoke.

Someone who calls democrats crackheads without realizing that the retard in office is the only crackhead around.
Example:
Someone who drops out of school to do drugs is not a democrat, its the president and the vice president who are republicans


Republican
A republican means a greedy evil bastard who will do anything and kill anyone to get the money he wants, the SUV he needs, and making sure poor people starve in the name of Jesus and the Megachurches.
Example:
You might be a Republican if you think 'proletariat' is a type of cheese.


Republican
Someone who believes that guns are sacred, unborn babies are more sacred than born babies (especially born babies who are minorities, children of immigrants, or in a poor family), and corporations are people but should not be taxed like people. They also support low taxes for the rich, and higher taxes for everyone else to pay for the reduced taxes on the rich. They also support Trump no matter how badly he acts, and wouldn't impeach him if he murdered someone.
Example:
Republicans won the Senate this midterm, but Democrats won the House.


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