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Cooler
A cooler is a somewhat insulated container where you fill it with ice and add drinks(like soda) to it. You can also add ethyl chloride to it for extra cooling power.

Cooler also means more cool.
Example:
I added ice and crush orange sodas in the cooler when I went fishing with some friends. It was awesome!

I was casterboarding! I was cooler than the other guy.


The Cooler
The one who runs the show. What he says goes. The one who is in charge of the bouncers at a club, they see everything. Usually they earn $5000 up front, $500 a night, CASH! Yeah.
Example:
To protect my investment I've hired the best damn cooler in the business.

Dalton


cooler
A hand in poker in which a person with a very strong hand (often the 2nd best possible hand) is beaten by the best possible hand (usually a very rare full house, four of a kind, or straight flush). The 2nd best hand is so strong that it is impossible to fold, usually resulting in the loss of a lot of money and sometimes, an existential crisis.
Example:
I wasn't letting go of my Ace-high flush. How could I put him on a straight flush? What a cooler!


Cooler
A term used to describe someone whow either knowingly (usually found in casinos) or unknowingly (usually in a bar) ruins a hot streak or situation.

When assosciated with the ruining of any type of foundation trying to be laid with picking up chicks, it is often accompanied by a fierce blowing wind sound caused by the offender, which in turn leads to his poor friends freezing instantaneously like cartoon characters.
Example:
Barry: "Hey Garry did you get any ass last night?"

Garry: "No way bro! That Andrew kid was being such a cooler!"


coolers
singular- cooler

One solid alcoholic beverage that contains .5% alchol. This beverage is the biggest wankster drink ever. Commonly sold at such stores as IGA, this drink is the best wannabe drink of all time.
Example:
"Hey dude, this poop is getting boring, lets hop on over to IGA and get coolers!"

"oya once"


cooler
a third party hired to "run the show". They have final say, and are basically hired as a consultant of such things as bar staff, security and bouncers, bar design, attitude, and alcohol. They have no affiliation with the club other than that they are there to striaghten up the mess. For a nice buick call....
Example:
To protect my investment I've hired the best damn cooler in the business.


Cooleric
To Spam someone IRL or on the Internet (or even @ing the person you are typing to in your personal DM to them)

To DDOS someones Brain
Example:
I Coolericed a guy named Cooleric90 on Discord lastnight, pogchamp.


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