patches

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patches
A name given to any of various vagina covered males. The vaginae typically congregate underneath the armpits and near the scrotum. The total number of vaginae can range from 5 to 50. In extreme cases, such people cannot lead normal lives because their faces are covered in vaginae.
Example:
Person: Hey, Patches, what's up? I can see a vagina protruding from your sleeve.

Patches: I suggest you fuck it. Thanks and congratulations.


patches
nickname given to an individual with patches or splotches in their hair, either from a bad dye job, irregular baldness, or natural depigmentation of areas on the scalp causing white hair.
Example:
Yo, look at patches, he looks like somebody exploded on his head!


patches
a nickname given to an extremely hilarious girl who likes to play soccer and hang out with friends. Has a birthmark or "patch" some where or her face or head. Thus the name patches/
Example:
Look its patches! Look at her patch!!!


Patch
To temporarily ignore or leave out someone, usually due to a minor fall out. Can be done face to face, by text or msn.
Example:
Girl 1: OH NO! Emma just tried to talk to me online! Urgh she is soooo annoying
Girl 2: hmm just patch her

Boy: I saw Christie today and waved at her, but she just patched me...


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