patches
An incredibly amazing man. He is beautiful. He wears unique clothing. He dresses
in black and has
a buzz cut. He had a mullet. He is
hot as hell.
patches
by Brejusjiguis on Nov 09, 2007 09:06:29
A name given to any of various vagina covered males. The
vaginae typically
congregate underneath the
armpits and near the scrotum. The total number of vaginae can range from 5 to 50. In extreme cases, such people cannot lead normal lives because their faces are covered in vaginae.
Example:
Person: Hey,
Patches, what's up? I can see a vagina
protruding from your
sleeve.
Patches: I suggest you fuck it. Thanks and congratulations.
patches
by Manny S. on May 01, 2007 10:14:02
nickname given to an individual with patches or splotches in their hair, either from a bad
dye job,
irregular baldness, or natural depigmentation of areas on the scalp causing white hair.
patches
by Patches-is-the-shit on Jul 11, 2008 08:43:20
a nickname given to an extremely hilarious girl who likes to play soccer and hang out
with friends. Has a
birthmark or "
patch" some where or her face or head. Thus the name patches/
Patched
by Dervint on Sep 07, 2015 00:16:19
Example:
"
Haha You just got
heavy patched"
"I Keep getting patched the full day by everyone"
Patching
by SeshGremlinX on Feb 05, 2019 00:19:45
Patching
by nevimbrasko on May 01, 2022 05:30:48
Patching
by SeshGremlinX on Feb 05, 2019 00:21:50
Patched
by Iamnotafuckingaccident on Jun 15, 2010 05:19:59
Patch
by patching.master on Jan 04, 2010 07:41:52
Example:
Girl 1: OH NO! Emma just tried to talk to me online! Urgh she is soooo annoying
Girl 2: hmm just patch her
Boy: I saw
Christie today and
waved at her, but she just
patched me...