The shed

The shed is known as one of the most sacred places on Earth. With many people thinking it's a place to put things that don't belong, yard equipment and much more. But with the smart people thinking it's a place to hangout, and most importantly smoke marijuana. It's a place that is commonly known as a judge free zone and where many people have talking time with the ones who need it.



Shedded
To get extremely drunk and forget/lose everything.
Example:
He got shedded last night: He lost his keys, phone and dignity and ended up having to sleep in the shed until his girlfriend got home.


Shedding
Sledging with added physical abuse. However, with shedding the objective is not so much to put the victim off his stroke, but rather to reduce them to a submissive, gibbering wreck.

As well as ‘vanilla shedding’, hardcore shedders are reported to indulge in ‘ruff shedding’, which involves dressing up in period costume, and ‘gruff shedding’ where four-legged horned ruminants are added to the mix.
Example:
Steders: Shedding really gets my goat!


Shedding
Woodshedding, a musicians term for practicing. Harkens back to idyllic pastoral time when one might take their Harpsichord or Udu out to the lean to in the back yard and practice their fugues or minuets till their fingers bled, while poultry and other livestock are slaughtered by the hired hands.
Example:
Zippy started out with a bit of a tin ear, but after months of shedding on his ukelele, he could hold the attention for almost 63 seconds.


the shed
A large, overweight woman that lurks in the shadows with dire need to grab at any piece of man candy possible. Reguardless of your weight, size, etc; one should stay away from the shed, if he has any reputation whatsoever. Once you visit the shed, you are dead.
Example:
"The Shed tried to grab my penis last Friday, so i smacked her in her face and told her to go fuck herself."

"The Shed hid in the shadows of the alley as the innocent man walked through."

"Scotty fucked the shed, and since, hasn't been found."

"He tried to escape from the shed, but her overwhelming size brought him down as she ripped his pants open while screaming 'give me your cockalicious!'"


shed
to practice, usually a musical insturment. a person does not need to literally be in a shed to 'shed'.
Example:
i need to work on my drumming, i'm gonna hit the shed

man you look real tired, looks like you were shedding it all day


Shed
To practice music by oneself, usually with special care to be kept from being disturbed. Theoretical etymology: Shortened from the word woodshed, where the idea was in order to not only be alone to concentrate, but to refrain from disturbing other people, one would have to retire to the woodshed to practice.
Example:
My chops are not what they used to be. I need to go shed.

Man, these parts are crazy hard. I need to go shed them.

I've been shedding all week Michael Brecker's pentatonic concepts. You've been warned.


Shed
Slang used to describe a woman's vagina or lady bits.
The term is derived from a misunderstanding English boys had in a tent one night, in Costa Brava, Spain. Since then, the term has took off and is getting used more and more frequently!
Example:
Dave: "Last night I discovered Hannah had a tight shed!"
Beth: "My shed needs waxing, if I'm to wear a tight bikini!"


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