Tiger Woods
by sdevs on Dec 07, 2009 12:21:10
verb:
To have several
inexplicable relationships with women far less hot
that one's wife, and subsequently ruin one's reputation. May or may not be accompanied by a
car crash.
Example:
I used to look up to him as someone who
had it all and still managed to live a decent, honest life, but then he went and
pulled a Tiger Woods and now I can never look at him the same way again.
Tiger Woods
by Paco Gutierrez on Nov 05, 2010 09:58:02
An alcoholic version of an
Arnold Palmer, consisting of half
sweet tea and half lemonade
Four Loko. As Palmer was the best golfer of his time, Tiger Woods is the best of this time, adding plenty of poor life choices.
WARNING: May result in golf clubs in your Cadillac windshield
Tiger Woods
by Johnny Z. Styles on May 14, 2010 21:00:19
1. (noun). A dark-skinned (or non-caucasian) male who is only sexually attracted to caucasian women.
2. (noun). A sexually promiscuous man;
a man whore.
3. (noun). A
married man whose wife has found out that he has been having an
extramarital affair or affairs with other women.
4. (noun). A man who is a dangerous and/or accident-prone automobile driver.
5. (noun). A man who is or has been physically abused by a woman, usually a wife or girlfriend.
6. (noun). A mixed race man with dark skin.
Example:
1. Tyrell has sex only with white women. He's
the Tiger Woods of Harlem.
2. Joe screws every woman he can get into bed.
3. Once Bob's wife Vicky found out he was screwing two women on the side she divorced him and got most of his assets, including the house and car, in the divorce settlement.
4. Jake has been in two
car accidents this month. In the first accident he hit a fire hydrant while drinking and texting; in the second accident he drove his Porsche through his neighbor's living room.
5. Eddy had to leave the state because his girlfriend has been beating his ass
black and blue. I hear Eddy is going to live in a battered men's shelter with other skinny wimps.
6. With one look Candace knew the male dancer was neither black nor white. All she knew for sure was that he was dark skinned.
Tiger Woods
by WinkyBoy on Feb 10, 2013 03:10:31
Thepartofeveryforestyoudon'twanttoenter.
Example:
"Z-z-z-zoiks!!, it'sthemtiger
woods.Letshightailitouttaheeya"