lays down

Someone who buys a car in a dealership on the first visit without negociating



lay down the Persian
a reference to cut a rug; to dance very well and impress others. Persians being the best type of rug
Example:
"Fred's a great dancer, hang around and watch him lay down the Persian"


Laying down the Carpet
The act of laying down, or placing a single or a double segment of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl, in order to stop or significantly reduce "splash backs" when relieving oneself.
Example:
"I felt the urge to take the biggest crap yesterday and I was afraid I might get some splash-back, so I laid down the carpet before I initiated. 60 percent of the time, it works.... EVERY TIME!"
"Laying down the carpet saved my ass from years of shitty water splashing my asshole."


Go lay down
Used to show dominance, a position of power or authority. Used in a sense of treating someone like a pet, or slave in the eyes of their master when they want or need something from you.
Example:
Allison: Love, can you turn the tv down I'm trying to put baby to sleep?

Cory: Go lay down bitch, I'm watching the office!


Lay Down Shower
A Lay Down Shower is when a shower is taken in both an exhausted and horny state. When laying down with the water falling down on you, you commence beating off. By beating off while laying down, the subject also eliminates the danger of knees buckling while jacking it, making it a much safer experience
Example:
We decided to surprise our stupid friend in the shower, to our astonishment we rolled the curtain back and he was in the middle of a Lay Down Shower.


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