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Ting ting

She’ll get knocked up by her ex, marry you to cover it up, then divorce you for your cousin. She’ll keep the name Ting ting because she believes she’s sweet, innocent, and cute. In all reality, she’s a liar and a closet hoe. She’ll have extravagant taste but drown in debt to keep up with appearances. She’ll have her in laws do her homework because she doesn’t know the content herself. Yet, she’ll claim she’s intelligent and wear only her school gear because she needs that attention to feel validated. There is the long jaw that protrudes, making her a butter face but not to worry, her ex-husband’s insurance will pay to fix it all up so she can better make out with his cousin. She lives with her parents who also parents her kids because she doesn’t know how to do that herself. She’ll tell you you’re wrong when in reality, this is a 15 year old in a mid-30s old body making semi-adult money. So she doesn’t know how to live life until she destroys everyone in her path.

Ting ting

by Letme_bebrave on Jan 31, 2016 15:43:29

Peter Capaldi fan. Created by a middle aged woman who said fans only liked him because they had a 'ting ting' for him.

Example:
Person 1: I'm a ting ting!
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: A Peter Capaldi fan. It's easier to say that rather than Peter Capaldi fan.

Ting ting

by navyblue007 on Sep 18, 2008 05:40:56

which is also Mandarin term for a "band stand"

Example:
Ting ting, www. thetingtings. com

Ting ting

by Jojo on Nov 30, 2003 04:57:31

A Hindu or anything that realtes to Hindus and their cultures.

Example:
The Hindus sing Ting ting music.

ting ting

by ubtalkerman on Jan 15, 2012 03:37:08

a name meaning pretty, elegant, slim and graceful in the chinese language.

Example:
that pretty girl is ting ting.

Ting Ting

by 20192020 on Jan 05, 2017 04:12:32

Ting Ting's beauty is hypnotizing for guys and girls. Many people are interested in her but usually not seem to want something serious.
She is a little shy when she's around new people but loosens up quickly and shows her quirky and weird side. She's smart, cute and has a very nice and outgoing personality. She always strives to look her best and is very mature for her age.
Ting Ting chooses her pals wisely and recognizes fake people fast. She is a good listener and stays by her friends' side. Moreover she has a very beautiful voice and cares a lot about her future and career.

Example:
Ting Ting is so pretty.
I really want to make out with Ting Ting.

The Ting Tings

by You_don't_need_therapy on Jun 13, 2010 15:56:37

A really horrible indie-pop band. There are two members, a girl and a guy and their music sucks. They sound like they are trying to be edgy, but thier music just ends up sounding like pop music. I really don't get why so many people think they play good music, I 've heard some of their songs and they all sound the same to me. For some reason, this band reminds me of a weaker poppy version of the industrial band, Angelspit.

Example:
When I hear any music by the ting tings, I want to shit my pants and rip out my hair.

ting ting

by ARZon on Dec 02, 2018 13:22:37

A side piece, often to describe a girl or boy on the side that you have fun with

Example:
That girl I was with? She just my ting ting

Ting Ting

by free email on Oct 10, 2009 06:58:27

To own above all ownes.

Example:
The soccer player hooked the ball around the goalie for the wining goal.

Soccer player - " I just ting tinged that goalie!"

ting ting

by Donald Dump on Apr 28, 2011 01:57:42

A penis.

Example:
The suspect was caught tugging on his ting ting outside the ladies room at T.G.I Fridays. No charges have been filed.

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