Friday

Originally named in celebration of a Norse Goddess, Friya's Day or Friday was perhaps the most sought after day of the week. People would fall to their knees and Thank God It's Friday. However strict guidelines for celebrating this holy day were made famous by Rebecca Black's song.Commandments of Friday:Thou shall eat cereal at precisely 7 a.m.Thou shall heavily consider which seat to take.Thou shall Get Down on Friday.Thou shall know tomorrow is SaturdayThou shall be Partyin' Partyin'.



Friday
The day after Thursday and preceding Saturday. Also the day in which a 15 year old generally eats cereal for breakfast directly before going down to the bus stop. After that one conveniently forgets about the bus and then proceed to see one's friends driving by. Their car is nearly full but one still feels the need to make a decision on which seat to take, front or back. One then proceeds to drive around singing in autotune and dancing awkwardly. On Friday it is also very common to be extremely excited and to have a ball.
Example:
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards
I don’t want this weekend to end


Friday
the day of the week everyone looks forward to according to Rebecca Black who clearly emphasizes this at least a thousand times for lack of better song writing
Example:
thanks to this song we will never think of friday the same again.

why friday you ask? well, because...

WE GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY
PARTYIN PARTYIN
FUN FUN FUN
LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND
YESTERDAY WAS THURSDAY
TODAY IS FRIDAY
WE SO EXCITED

~brilliant lyrics courtesy Rebecca Black - Friday


Friday
Rebecca Black's one hit wonder. The song that's so stupid it's smart. It is also the reason why you know that the day before Friday is Thursday and that the day after Friday is Saturday and after that comes Sunday. It also makes you want to get your bowl and cereal and choose between the front seat and the back seat while one of your underaged friends is driving. Fun, fun, fun! Gotta get down on Friday.
Example:
Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday!


Friday
The song "Friday" is sang by a 13 year old that puts on too much make-up to even notice her age at all. Her voice songs like a frog on crack, but I'm not trying to insult the frog as it could obviously do a better job at singing. In the video, there are other middle schoolers illegally driving the car and Rebecca is being an under aged slut to go to parties. The extras in the video are mindlessly dancing around like they don't know what the hell is going on or that they don't want to be there and are embarrassed. Some random man in the video has to stand around encouraging them do to even sing and dance, even though it's obvious they aren't listening and just want to get the hell out of there. The green screening is terrible, along with the whole video its self. Most 12 year olds could do a better job video taping. The random black man that starts rapping in the video is most likely some random man off the street that got paid thousands of dollars just to do the job decently. Rebecca's lip singing is way off and you can tell that she's not singing any bit of it. The video gets 100 comments per second and 8,000 dislikes per half hour. The video has more than half a million dislikes and half a 100,000 likes. The half a 100,000 must be Justin Bieber fans for sure.
Example:
Dear Canada, you gave us Justin Bieber.. So we give you Rebecca Black's song Friday .


Friday
On this day, you wake up at 7 a.m., eat cereal for breakfast, and go to the bus stop and see your friends driving. After deciding which seat to take, you ride on the highway, awkwardly dancing standing up in the back seat, until you get to a random dark alley where you party and have fun. Everyone is looking forward to the weekend.
Example:
Yesterday was Thursday. Today it is Friday. We we we so excited, we so excited, we gonna have a ball today. Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

I don't want this weekend to end!


Friday
A song by Rebecca Black, now commonly known as the worst song ever. Don;t get me wrong though, Rebecca Black is fine. It's her evil record company Ark Music Factory that made up the pathetic lyrics, autotuned her voice to fuck, made a cheap-ass video and then stuck in the worst rapping ever heard by mankind.
Example:
Person A: Dude, did you hear Friday last night?

Person B: Hell yeah! We so excited!


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