Toliet Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Toliet

Very common misspelling of the word toilet.When the misspelling is input into a computer speech synthesis program, it can come out sounding like "to'LEET", "TOL'ee'et" (like Juliet from Romeo & Juliet), or "toe'LYE'et" depending on the speech synthesis program used.For example, it sounds like "toe'LYE'et" on the SAM speech synthesizer for the Commodore 64 computer.

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

by Telephony on Jun 15, 2014 20:08:53

An admonish men given to males with bad aim while passing micturition.

Example:
I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

by Telephony on Jun 16, 2014 07:08:02

An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.

Example:
I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

toliet muscle

by Telephony on Jul 12, 2014 11:53:39

A phrase that simply means butt, ass patootie, etc.

Example:
The pink starfish is located near the center of your toliet muscle.

paper toliets

by Telephony on Jan 06, 2014 08:32:32

What some children call toliet paper (bungwipe, buttwipe, TP, etc.)

Example:
Mommy, the paper toliets are out again!

toliet fart

by Telephony on Feb 12, 2015 23:37:52

A fart that happens when somebody is sitting on a shitbowl and they decide to cut the cheese.
Farting while sitting on a toliet causes the fart to be amplified by the bowl and gets a bit of reverb action going as well for the same reason.

Example:
{John}: Jesus! Mary just cut a toliet fart!! You can hear the fucker halfway down the block!!!

toliet Nazi

by Telephony on Jan 01, 2014 01:40:59

Some assclown who leaves only a couple of little pieces on the roll of bungwipe (just enough to cover the merferator) so that when you go to wipe, there isn't another roll and your fingers are subsequently besmudged with feces.

Example:
Son of a bitch motherfucker cocksucker! The last one that used the head was a toliet Nazi so I had to rip the roller towel down and wipe my bunghole off with that!

The Toliet Song

by Telephony on Sep 19, 2015 00:00:01

A spoof of, "The Vagina Song" originally written by Willam Belli.
The misspelling of, "toliet" was done intentionally so that it has three syllables; it is pronounced, "toa'LYE-et".

Example:
Lyrics to The Toliet Song:

♫ Some of them are warm, Some of them are cold ♫
♫ Some are kind of scary, And this is what they're called ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing..toliet ♫
♫ Some belong to rich folk, They're really clean & bonged ♫
♫ But big or small I flush em'all ♫
♫ That's why I sing my song! ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliet! ♫
♫ Some smell really dirty, Like puke & shit and such ♫
♫ Some smell like a Massengill douche 'cause they've been scrubbed too much ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Nothing could be finer than to pee on hard white china, in the morning! ♫

(yes, he needs to be taught how to pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!) :-O

toliet bowl

by P. Dub on Dec 24, 2006 11:50:50

A football game between two teams that are considered to suck and/or blow by general consensus.

Example:
"Hey John! Get the nachos and hard liquor, the Browns and Raiders are playing in the toliet bowl!"

Toliet Denver

by Telephony on Jun 22, 2015 05:07:33

How some people might speak, write, or type the name of the musician, "John Denver".

I mean think about it. A john is another word for a toliet.

Example:
Hey, didjya hear that Toliet Denver was on the radio this morning? Something about him putting cake on the griddle instead of in the oven and something about playing a violin.

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