Top Gear
A BBC program which is now a Cult in the UK and the rest of the world.Presenters Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond are Gods amongst cars, loved by nearly everyone (male). Some women do like this program (see:lesbians) and some women like this program to hate it (see:feminist).The program consists of
English humour,
put-downs, anti-euro remarks, anti-Americanist views and
car test drives, but is so much more than that!
Top Gear
by mynameisigor on Aug 19, 2005 01:31:20
The world's greatest
automotive enthusiast program from the UK. Nobodhy can
top it and the hosts
Clarkston and Jeremy are amazingly funny.
Example:
The latest cars now come with
F1 paddle shifters. If you can't afford it you can sell one of your legs because it works without a
clutch" -Clarkston
Top Gear
by Townsman on Sep 28, 2014 04:36:43
A motoring version of Last of the
Summer Wine for petrol heads.
Three mid-life guys
pratting about and
having a ball in expensive motorcars, usually with no definable reason but with amusing results. Moreso with Top Gear challenges.
Probably the most entertaining programme on the BBC.
Top Gear
by gymshorts2tight on May 03, 2021 08:38:54
A BBC Two
car talk show consisting of car tests, reviews,
put-downs, bad jokes, and fast cars. It was at its peak when presented by
Richard Hammond, James May, and Jeremy Clarkson from 2002-2015. The current rendition of the show is a terrible joke.
Top Gear
by Jack Spank9049 on Feb 10, 2023 03:03:21
Top Gear
by Babababush on Oct 02, 2010 02:37:24
Example:
Jeremy: 'Hey Richard from Top Gear, do you want to go to
Bolivia?'
Richard: '...why?'
Jeremy: 'So me, you and James can have hot jungle sex'
James: I'll bring
the lube.
Richard:
Daaaamn, okay.
top geared
by Colonel Panic2 on Oct 11, 2012 20:12:22
To leave someone behind when they are unable to continue the journey.
In true
Top Gear tradition, every man that falls behind
get's left behind.
Example:
P1: Why didn't you wait for me?
P2: We got bored and
Top Geared your ass!
P1: Lol, he's dropped all his change on the way
to the pub.
P2: Did you wait for
hm?
P1: Like hell, we Top Geared him and went on without him!
top gear
by Fiendish91 on Dec 25, 2007 07:16:19
A highly popular and widely pirated automotive TV programme, produced in the UK for BBC Two, and presented by
Jeremy Clarkson,
Richard Hammond, and
James May. The show is intended to be entertaining, developing running jokes and banter between the hosts, rather than focusing solely on the featured cars. This technique - combined with the perceived attractiveness of the three male hosts - has won it a female as well as male audience, both in the UK and abroad.
top gear
by gplpark92 on Aug 06, 2006 01:45:05
Considered to be the greatest automotive magazine on television. It is broadcasted on BBC and
ITV, and features the humorous
Jeremy Clarkson and
Richard Hammond. Every episode includes a very strange comparison of vehicles (not necessarily cars), which shows how silly the producers really are....
top gear
by twatwakid on Jan 27, 2009 05:09:54
a really really funny program about cars. It used to be all
informative but now it is
sooooooooo funny! plus its great if your into cars
aswell
XD
Example:
person:i like top gear
uva person: i don't, its all about cars and i'm a
bus person
person thats not either of the previous 2: doesnt
matta! still funny