Left behind
by gtbarry on May 10, 2013 03:08:05
Leading a
hedonistic and/or narcissistic lifestyle that would result in one being "left behind" when the
alleged christian
rapture allegedly happens and all the alleged "good" christians are taken to an alleged heaven. Thus leaving behind all the people not desired by the alleged christian alleged god.
Example:
Dan: Babe, you are so going to get
left behind with that attitude.
Michelle: You mean with all
the cool people?
Dan: Um, ya. Never thought about it like that before.
no broski left behind
by RRCsteve on Mar 09, 2009 08:45:40
A law between you and your
broskis to make sure that when you're all out doing something, that you won't leave any of them behind for any reason.
This is a definition that spawned
from the No Child Left Behind Act.
Example:
Friend 1: Dude, Mike is
lagging behind.
Friend 2: You know
the rules, no broski left behind act!
Friend 1: We'll have to go back and
get him.
NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND
by JOE on Sep 30, 2003 03:14:53
A education program
proudly promoted by our "
Bush for brains" President, whereby he guarantees that no child will be
left behind. This is easily accomplished since he plans to make sure that no child will be advancing either.
NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND
by Mediaptera on Feb 16, 2005 12:41:04
Example:
Schools with test results under 100%:
All of them.
Children
Left Behind:
All
Children benifiting
None
Results of NCLB
USA 49th in
literacy
High School diploma as good as toilet paper in landing a job.
...
no child left behind
by The Last Gunslinger on Apr 23, 2006 02:33:12
Another one of
Dubya's mistakes. The biggest bullshit program ever instituted in the history of the United States, aside from maybe the Draft. While participating in
No Child Left Behind, the lessons you will be taught are dumbed down so children like George W. Bush can be pushed through the school year. Too bad the advanced students have to deal with the
remedial bullshit too.
We couldn't have the remedial, general, and advanced classes anymore, can we?
Example:
Worker: I had to deal with
No Child Left Behind, now I work at a gas station.
Governer: I was elected
governer because I had the best grades out of my high school class, a whopping 1.7 GPA!
Random Citizen:
De De DEE! I are smart! No child left ahead really worked for me!
no child left behind
by Ixx on Mar 23, 2005 07:07:07
All of the above/below, plus, buried in
the bill for NCLB is a section that allows the military to access allllllllll your high school records.
But it isn't
unconstitutional yet because you can
opt out. Of course, Fox would never ever tell you this.