Tundra
Someone who doesn’t recognize a joke or cant pull his or her own weight without making an excuse for it.Tundra
Tundra
tundra
A treeless area between the icecap and the tree line of Arctic regions, having a permanently frozen subsoil and supporting low-growing vegetation such as lichens, mosses, and stunted shrubs.
Example:
peter: "look bill its tom"
bill: "what the heck..whats he doin on that tundra!!?"
peter: "i...i...dont know?"
peter: "look bill its tom"
bill: "what the heck..whats he doin on that tundra!!?"
peter: "i...i...dont know?"
tundra
another word for cool, awesome, or sweet. used when describing something bordering on orgasmic. the new "da bomb"
Tundra Thug
Example:
"Hey look! There are five tundra thugs hanging out at the Northern store. I wonder what they're selling?"
"Hey look! There are five tundra thugs hanging out at the Northern store. I wonder what they're selling?"
tundra fever
the opposite of jungle fever. when your attracted to caucassians when you yourself are not caucassian
Example:
Girl: I wonder if that white guy is attracted to me, a black female.
Girl 2: You've got tundra fever.
Girl: I wonder if that white guy is attracted to me, a black female.
Girl 2: You've got tundra fever.
Tundra trash
A person from the frozen north who holds and misuses authority for his or her own self-serving, short-sighted, manipulative gain. Ethically challenged; devoid of prefrontal cortex activity. Makes being trailer trash look like a promotion
Example:
Woman #1: Didn't that Tundra trash go back to Alaska...what was her name, anyway?
Woman #2: Oh, you mean Sara Palin. I hear she's going to run for POTUS in 2012.
Woman #1: Sweet polevaulting Jesus! How can she not know she's a national joke!?!
Woman #1: Didn't that Tundra trash go back to Alaska...what was her name, anyway?
Woman #2: Oh, you mean Sara Palin. I hear she's going to run for POTUS in 2012.
Woman #1: Sweet polevaulting Jesus! How can she not know she's a national joke!?!
tundra wookie
Describing a woman from interior/northern Alaska who lets all of her hair grow out and often has impaired bathing skills.
Example:
"Did you meet any chicks at the bar last night?"
"Nope, just a bunch of Tundra Wookies, they need a shaving and a bathing"
"Did you meet any chicks at the bar last night?"
"Nope, just a bunch of Tundra Wookies, they need a shaving and a bathing"