Tundra

Someone who doesn’t recognize a joke or cant pull his or her own weight without making an excuse for it.



tundra
A treeless area between the icecap and the tree line of Arctic regions, having a permanently frozen subsoil and supporting low-growing vegetation such as lichens, mosses, and stunted shrubs.
Example:
peter: "look bill its tom"
bill: "what the heck..whats he doin on that tundra!!?"
peter: "i...i...dont know?"


Tundra Thug
Gangster wannabes living in small, remote towns and hamlets in the Arctic region.
Example:
"Hey look! There are five tundra thugs hanging out at the Northern store. I wonder what they're selling?"


Tundra trash
A person from the frozen north who holds and misuses authority for his or her own self-serving, short-sighted, manipulative gain. Ethically challenged; devoid of prefrontal cortex activity. Makes being trailer trash look like a promotion
Example:
Woman #1: Didn't that Tundra trash go back to Alaska...what was her name, anyway?
Woman #2: Oh, you mean Sara Palin. I hear she's going to run for POTUS in 2012.
Woman #1: Sweet polevaulting Jesus! How can she not know she's a national joke!?!


tundra wookie
Describing a woman from interior/northern Alaska who lets all of her hair grow out and often has impaired bathing skills.
Example:
"Did you meet any chicks at the bar last night?"
"Nope, just a bunch of Tundra Wookies, they need a shaving and a bathing"


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