impairment
by KemalAtaturk on Jan 30, 2011 22:32:39
the state of having a physical or mental condition which means
that part of
your body or brain does not work correctly; a particular condition of this
sort Example:
impairment of the functions of the
kidney
Ebonically Impaired
by Dragonlady58 on Dec 06, 2020 20:39:45
Describes
the state of a person cannot learn to speak, read, or
write or understand the
Ebonics Language.
Example:
Patient: Dr. Crakerjack when I find myself traversing through the
underserved areas of our
fair city I find myself unable to understand or to verbally communicate with the natives indicative to these communities.
Doctor: Whitey don't be alarmed, Perhaps it is nothing, but I suspect you might be
EBONICALLY IMPAIRED. Let's get you checked into the hospital and run some test though before we panic.
Textually Impaired
by Commander Awesome on Nov 23, 2007 13:42:39
A person who has great trouble
SMS messaging. These people typically think texting is either stupid or do not do it enough to be very good
at it. An SMS response from a
textually impaired person typically takes a long time to receive, even if the message is simply 'yes' or 'no'.
Socially Impaired
by Ryan Jaxx on Oct 30, 2007 13:56:06
A lack of interest in ordinary
socially acceptable situations involving groups of unlike-minded people which results in an inability to effectively converse with those same unlike-minded people.
The Socially Impaired have fun on a more personal level. Our enjoyment comes from groups of
like-minded people conversing and interacting with eachother in familiar places. The
Socially Acceptable often herd to bars and clubs for their fun with mostly strangers.
Example:
Socially Impaired Bob stayed at home with his
two best friends playing video games, watching movies, drinking beer and
eating pizza instead of going to the club with
Socially Acceptable Mary. They both had fun, but Mary accused Bob of not knowing how to have fun because what Bob did is not the Socially Acceptable form of fun.
The Living Impaired
by Nacerak on Aug 17, 2006 10:34:04
Example:
(Upon trying to raise their pet,
Snowball I, from the dead)
Lisa:
Bart! You cast the wrong spell! Zombies!
Bart: Please, Lisa, they prefer to be called "
the living impaired."
Google Impaired
by Justin H. on Aug 13, 2005 08:28:36
Someone who can't use
Google properly. Often times is told by someone to look up something on Google but can't give a
web address worth mentioning.
Example:
I was told to look for a
site where you can get
a free sample of a specific song, but since I am Google Impaired, it was nearly impossible to find.