UNINTELLIGIBLE

when a dumbass writes something you can't understand



unintelligent
To not be smart.
Example:
Dumb, stupid, retarded, challenged, silly, dumbassed, unsmart, bottom-headed.


[*UNINTELLIGIBLE SOUNDS*]
WHATS A LITTLE LONELY SLIME LIKE YOU DOING HERE ? ? ? WAIT I Know! PROBABLY BECAUSE YOUR A hot damn! LOSER WHO HAS NO friendz :D GET OUT of my shed! AND TOUCH SOME GRASS YA fucking bum
Example:
WHAT ? DIDNT YOU HEAR *UNINTELLIGIBLE SOUNDS* ME ? TOUCH me, till i can get my SOME fake grass for only just 19.99!


Unintelligent Design
Unintelligent Design is the antithesis of, "Intelligent Design" theory.

UD is the affirmation that while a Supreme all knowing (Omniscient), all powerful (Omnipotent), ever present (Omnipresent), higher power created all that exists (Omnigenesis), that when it came to inhabiting the earth with what became/changed to/evolved as homo sapiens (us), it fucked up big time!

It created us to be like itself, but stupid. So that we weren't like that Intelligent Designer at all. Then it cursed us as sinners, because the first Mom of us all ate an apple and became smarter than creator dad. And that pissed off dad, who cursed humans for eternity, because Omniscience likes to play dirty.
And then, in an act of second-thought, the designer sent himself to the world he created sinful himself and suffered and died, to lift the curse of sin he bestowed himself. So that those who believed that was love, would be saved from himself.
So once dead, human souls could leave the unintelligent design they'd been living in and move in with the designer of that debacle, for eternity! Think of the fun! Think of the amount of Rubik's cubes laying around to be played with. Think of all those virgins getting deflowered by pasted together formerly exploded meaty pieces, from that other unintelligently designed neighborhood. If the designer fucked up making a garden paradise, think of how perfect heaven stands a chance of being.

Atheism, anyone!?

Ahwoman!
Example:
"I'm a natural born sinner, by unintelligent design."

Salvation is a method of saving the world from god, so he can be excused from unintelligently designing the world to be sinful and in need of saving from himself.

God is god by unintelligent design

I think, therefore I beat the odds of unintelligent design.

Jesus saves me from reality, by design.


unintelligent hair
Hair where a certain section of it protrudes in an abnormal and down right creepy fashion, to the extent that it makes that person and everyone around him/HER feel and act retarded. This usually results in everyone screaming nonsensical things and attempt to push down the strange hair.
Example:
Girl: OMG Michael look at Yocelyns' unintelligent hair. ELIOT!
Boy: I know every time I look at it I want to push it down. PADOODELY!
Girl: Me too but she wont let me. SKEDOOSH!


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