Load the musket

The act of trying to put ones semen back into one's self after ejaculating to something they are ashamed of.



Loading the Musket
The coital act of a penis pounding a forgotten tampon deep into the female vagina.
Example:
I had no idea I was loading the musket. That whore! The ensuing infection will surly cost her!


Loading the Musket
The act of female mastubation.

When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"
Example:
Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.


loading the musket
Another name for Kids in Sandbox, the sexual practice of ramming a foreign object into a man's penis for sexual pleasure. Named so for the way a musket is loaded by ramming the shot and gunpowder down the barrel, before rifles and magazines came into play.
Example:
"Even thinking of that video of the chick loading the musket makes my penis sad."


loading a musket
metaphor for anal sex, but the kind that really packs it in there, you know the kind that will probably have some sort of explosive finale
Example:
Dude, I totally want to stick it in that girl's ass..
I dunno, bro, she looks too uptight, if you tried it'd probably be like loading a musket, after you pullout she's gonna shart all over the place


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