Valdez's
Mostly women are derived to be strong and independent coming from this name. The men are a little bit more loco because they are never able to access their senses of
contentness. Many
Valdez's have been undertaken as gringas because they are light skinned by other people in the society. They are also always overruled by the corporate America and challenged to intelligence because of the name. The Valdez her/hisself doesn't underestimate anything. They always think they know it all. And they are always willing to throw down while they are holding their corona or
modelo without spilling it.
Leo Valdez
by pjo-lover on Feb 01, 2016 04:35:18
Leo Valdez
by Living meme fangirl queen on Aug 12, 2018 21:19:24
Leo Valdez
by annabeth~chase on Mar 14, 2017 03:38:14
Leo Valdez is an amazing friend who LITERALLY died for his friends and to save the world. His girlfriend is Calypso. Leo is one of the seven half-bloods sent to save the world from
Gaea.
Seven halfbloods shall
answer the call
To storm or fire the world must fall
An oath to keep with a final breath
Foes
bear arms to the Doors Of Death
With out Leo the Seven team just would not be the same. He brings the DAZZLE to the name demigod. Leo was dead for six months.
He is an amazing friend.
Leo Valdez
by jasongraced on Dec 09, 2012 12:08:36
The seventh wheel of
the seven demigods of the newest Prophecy in the series
The Heroes of Olympus by Rick Riordan. He's described looking like an elf, but it doesn't stop the truck loads of adolescents who want to hop on the
mcshizzle dragon and put a whole new meaning to sex on fire. Leo is fire user son of Hephaestus, who can literally shoot fire from his hands how nifty.
Example:
Leo Valdez: Kiss me , you fool!
fangirls: No please fuck me.
Jason Grace: *jacks off to leo*
Piper Mclean: im crying
Frank Zhang: Who the fuck do you think you are
The Dirty Valdez
by pubesforpetrolem on Jun 13, 2010 22:26:27
When
Big Oil ass rapes an entire region then
smears the toxic remains over several hundred miles creating a mustache or
Dirty Valdez.
Example:
In
1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not
abort her
love child.
Megan Valdez
by bromanguy77 on Dec 31, 2011 13:45:43
Ethan (Valdez)
by PJ Babadotan on Oct 31, 2022 23:49:43
A tall and slim man with
orange hair, usually of African descent. Often grumpy and listening to rap or erotic audiobooks, Ethan (
Valdez) requires a large daily intake of sugar and caffeine to cope with life. Often associated with
reckless driving and possession of unregistered firearms.
Dirty Valdez
by The Clipper on May 29, 2008 22:49:28
When an individual fills his/her mouth with cold beer, blows it in a woman's anal cavity while she is in a modified doggy style position and puts his/her thumb in the rectum. Then he/she proceeds to shake her violently**, after 5 to
8 seconds of shaking he/she will then pull his/her thumb from the rectal cavity in a violent
pull back jerk motion. After he/she will then proceed to get a shower from the mist of the
nectar of the gods.
** Gently if the woman exceeds the 55 year barrier.
Example:
Kim Smith got a hot Dirty Valdez from
Jane last night...
exxon valdez
by EBinAUSTIN on Nov 15, 2006 02:20:30