Valdez's

Mostly women are derived to be strong and independent coming from this name. The men are a little bit more loco because they are never able to access their senses of contentness. Many Valdez's have been undertaken as gringas because they are light skinned by other people in the society. They are also always overruled by the corporate America and challenged to intelligence because of the name. The Valdez her/hisself doesn't underestimate anything. They always think they know it all. And they are always willing to throw down while they are holding their corona or modelo without spilling it.



Leo Valdez
The character we all love, son of Hephaestus, seventh wheel on the Argo II, dream guy, demigod, and the human form of the 💯 emoji.
Example:
Leo Valdez: "All da ladies love Leo!"
Piper: "No they don't!"


Leo Valdez
Leo Valdez is an amazing friend who LITERALLY died for his friends and to save the world. His girlfriend is Calypso. Leo is one of the seven half-bloods sent to save the world from Gaea.

Seven halfbloods shall answer the call
To storm or fire the world must fall
An oath to keep with a final breath

Foes bear arms to the Doors Of Death

With out Leo the Seven team just would not be the same. He brings the DAZZLE to the name demigod. Leo was dead for six months.

He is an amazing friend.
Example:
Everybody loves Leo Valdez!!! TEAM LEO!!! 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞


Leo Valdez
The seventh wheel of the seven demigods of the newest Prophecy in the series The Heroes of Olympus by Rick Riordan. He's described looking like an elf, but it doesn't stop the truck loads of adolescents who want to hop on the mcshizzle dragon and put a whole new meaning to sex on fire. Leo is fire user son of Hephaestus, who can literally shoot fire from his hands how nifty.
Example:
Leo Valdez: Kiss me , you fool!
fangirls: No please fuck me.
Jason Grace: *jacks off to leo*
Piper Mclean: im crying
Frank Zhang: Who the fuck do you think you are


The Dirty Valdez
When Big Oil ass rapes an entire region then smears the toxic remains over several hundred miles creating a mustache or Dirty Valdez.
Example:
In 1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not abort her love child.


Ethan (Valdez)
A tall and slim man with orange hair, usually of African descent. Often grumpy and listening to rap or erotic audiobooks, Ethan (Valdez) requires a large daily intake of sugar and caffeine to cope with life. Often associated with reckless driving and possession of unregistered firearms.
Example:
Ethan (Valdez) is a piss goblin.


Dirty Valdez
When an individual fills his/her mouth with cold beer, blows it in a woman's anal cavity while she is in a modified doggy style position and puts his/her thumb in the rectum. Then he/she proceeds to shake her violently**, after 5 to 8 seconds of shaking he/she will then pull his/her thumb from the rectal cavity in a violent pull back jerk motion. After he/she will then proceed to get a shower from the mist of the nectar of the gods.

** Gently if the woman exceeds the 55 year barrier.
Example:
Kim Smith got a hot Dirty Valdez from Jane last night...


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