believe

to accept something as true



believe
Example:
that shirt's safe (see SAFE)

answer (if you strongly agree):
BELIEVE!


believe it or not
1. Name of chain of museums, books, and TV show by amateur anthropologist Robert Ripley about things which are odd, unusual, or surprising.

2. In colloquial conversation, an event which is surprising or which seems unlikely but is (supposedly) true.
Example:
Def 1 examples:
Two-headed calf,
a man with father, grandfather, and great-grandfather all with the same birthday, or
Hindu priest who can drive a six inch metal spike into his nose all the way into his brain.

Def 2 examples:
Believe it or not, we are having twins! AGAIN!!
Believe it or not, she was choking, I was just performing the Heimlich maneuver!!
Believe it or not, I got the highest mark in the class!


believe it!
The most horrid, terifying term in the history of anime dubs.
Derrived from dattebayo by a sick, twisted dub comapny in order to subject children to mind control via lame sayings.

In short: "Dattebayo" is a cool way to end a sentance. "Believe it" is not.
Example:
"I'm Naruto uzumaki, and I'm gonna become the best Hokage ever, believe it!"
VS.
"I WILL be Hokage, just you wait! Dattebayo!"


Believe It
In my honest opinion, the most annoying phase. It is used by the main character of the anime/manga Naruto, Naruto Uzumaki. The phase is more often used in the first arc of the original Naruto anime, but scares off people who haven't watched the anime. It is only used in the English dubs. Narutards use the phase at the end of sentences, like the hero of the anime, Naruto.
Example:
...Meanwhile, in an anime forum...

*Person 1 is posting on a Death Note area*

Person 1: I'm gonna be Kazekage! Believe it!

Person 2: STFU. Go back to your Naruto area.

Person 1 got warned once by Person 2. Reason: For being off-topic in the Death Note area. Please, if you want to join the Narutards, go to the Naruto area. There's role plays waiting to be joined.


believer
1▪One who believes in a diety, usually Christ Jesus.

2■a believer in the paranormal, i.e. sasqautch, extra-terrestrial:aliens in flying saucerss, ghost, chupakabra, vampires,etc.

3■someone into the ecoteric religions.
Example:
Have you heard Rayman speak lately, something got ahold of him he might be a believer and I think he is either crazy, lying, or, telling the truth.


believer
be·liev·er, noun

Someone who rejects logic and fact in exchange for faith in fairy tales, mythology, and misinformation; which they wrongly declare as truth. Normally a believer is a daft uneducated sheep who is incapable of processing information not spoon fed to them by a con artist in a cassock.
Example:
1. He said "I'm a believer," like it wasn't a merit badge to his stupidity.

2. The con artist (or priest as they are sometimes referred to), called upon his congregation of believers (otherwise known as air headed voids of intelligence ) to meet at the stadium and beg their invisible sky daddy for rain.


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