Vampires suck
A movie that well... kind of sucked. Based on the previews, it really didn't look bad. Anything that has dancing
werewolves and a spoof about some of those insane
team Edward/Jacob fans can't be too bad, right? Wrong. This movie is only 80 minutes, but it feels much longer. The movie drags on, and the plot is just random. It has a few good moments that make you laugh, but for the most part, you just want it to end. It doesn't even matter if you love or hate Twilight. Both Twilight lovers and haters could have enjoyed this movie. Instead, lovers hate it because it doesn't even make sense, and haters hate it because it is a lame parody of Twilight. Overall, it is
a complete waste of time and money. Enjoy.
Vampires Suck
by CsDaMan on Aug 05, 2010 10:34:46
Another one of those
spoof movies made by the same guys who made
Meet the Spartans ,
Disaster Movie and etc but this time attacking The Twilight series . If you've seen Meet the Spartans and/or Disaster Movie, You know this movie is going to be shit. No I hate Twilight so I am not defending it.
Example:
Friend 1: Hey man want to see a movie?
Friend 2: Sure, what is it?
Friend 1:
Vampires suck, it's made by the same guys who made
Disaster movie and
Meet the Spartans. It's going to be funny!
Friend 2: I hate you GTFO of my sight.
Vampire dick sucking
by Le bass wuber on Mar 18, 2018 10:25:35
Vampire dick sucking occurs when the one individual performing the act of
fellatio bites the head off of the reciever's penis, then proceeds to suck all the blood from the penis and the rest of the body for
adequate nutrients
Potential method of suicide, not a popular choice
Example:
Tim: Did you hear about the mishap with Stacy's diet?
Joe: Nah bruh give me the dirt
Tim: she got so hungry that she sucked the life out of her boyfriend during netflix and chill,
vampire style yo
Joe: damn yo, that
vampire dick sucking ain't no joke