peonies

A fictional mexican gang



Peony
A shy, small, clever individual with lots of common sense and way too many fun facts for 1 person to listen to, easily lost in large crowds, and there's a 99.99% chance she will be found with her tall friend.
Example:
Person 1:Has anyone seen Peony
Person2:last i saw her she was telling some fun facts to someone behind that large crowd.


peony
it means a flower that only grows in the start of summer and the end of spring and the colours are pink,white,pale pink,dark pink,and that is about it for the colours
Example:
The peony blooming nice and big and the colours were pink and white


Peony
She’s a crazy, pretty, bipolar girl who is happy being with or without people. She is quiet at first but warms up and becomes a fun loving retarded person
Example:
That peony girls so weird but I kinda like it...


Peonis
Similar to the penis, the peonis is a commonly used word for a male diock. Unlike a chode the peonis is the normal size of the cocka.
2. Also a village in Italy.
Example:
He put his peonis into my vagona.
I r teh peonis.
Mi peonis le duele mucho.
Siente como un inferno.
I am from the Peonis, Italy.
Everyone from Peonis Italy has a massive peonis.


Peony
Mostly a pisces.
Has no luck with men.
Bad at flirting.
...But is funny as a clown and is as creative as leonardo davinci.

RESPECT THE PEES, THEY ARE AS RARE AS A GEM.
Example:
DUDE 1: 'YO DUDE LOOK AT THAT GIRL OVER THERE!'
DUDE 2: 'OH THAT'S PEONY, SHES A WHOLE ASS CLOWN LMAOOO.'


Peony
When a large (fat) woman shits on your chest then rinses it off with her piss.
Example:
“Dude I heard Scott hooked up with that fat chick Libby last night’”

“Yeah she did a Peony on him.”


Peony
Pronounced pee on knees. The s is silent. This is what happens when you are at a urinal and you wind up watering your knees, thus, peony.
Example:
Peony happened to me when I was too far from the urinal and it splashed all over


Peony Push
A drink invented by your golf buddy that has double the alcohol content of a Long Island Iced Tea and garnished with his favorite flower, the Peony. It was created because his wife gets turned on by wearing a strap on and anally penetrating him. He gets embarrassed so he needs to get intoxicated to do it, even though it turns him on, as well.
Example:
Hey Bryan, want to go grab a beer tonight after golf? Sure thing, if you want to go with me to the Tailgate Tavern while I pound a couple Peony Pushes. Trudie wants to do the thing we do tonight and I need to get lubed up, in more ways than one.


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