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Weathered

Also Weath. The after effects of alcohol or drugs.

Weathered

by AlThePal on Nov 21, 2011 01:26:43

1. An exclamation, most times uttered by third party members, used when someone had just received a serious insult from another person and chances of returning with a good comeback are slim.

2. Used also when an inanimate object in conjunction with a human makes the human appear stupid and the inanimate object superior.

Example:
1. "Dude, you're shirt sucks." "That's not what you're mom thinks." " OUU Weathered!"

2. *Girl bangs into door*
Friends: "Hahahah you just got weathered by the door." or "That door just weathered you."

Weathered

by Rnrdozer on Feb 08, 2017 20:45:43

When you have sex with someone 2-3 times your age.

Example:
I really think I need to stop drinking, I got Weathered again last night. The last thing I remember he was showing me pictures of his house and promising me a better life. When I woke up I had a gray haired old man in my bed.

The weather

by Oracle Almighty on Nov 29, 2010 14:59:15

What to talk about when you meet your neighbor early in the morning by the mailbox in your pajamas and can't think of anything else to say. Weather precedes "the kids".

Example:
Bob: The weather is nice today, isn't it?
John: Yes, it is.
Bob: ...
John: ...
(awkward silence)
Bob: So how are the kids?

weathered

by citizendc on Dec 31, 2008 05:46:35

adj. or verb used to describe someone who has not aged well.

Example:
Dude, did you see Heather, she has really weathered.

weather

by Jamie Douglas on Sep 02, 2006 00:13:42

Weather is the thing that makes blighty so unbearable. In blighty weather is terrible all the time, so much so that many people choose to move abroad or simply jump into the ocean and try to swim to another country. The general weather pattern acorss the United Kingdom is rain, rain, rain. Then a cold front. Then rain, rain, rain. Then freezing winds and snow. Then rain, rain, rain. The Roman Emperor Caeser once abandoned his quest to rule Britain because of the weather, and during the second world war the Luftwaffe were defeated in the Battle of Britain because the steel that made their aeroplanes rusted within minutes of coming into contact with British weather.

Example:
Tim: "How's the weather?"
Jerry: "You know, sunny!"

Weatherize

by supernova4 on Dec 19, 2011 07:07:45

To prepare oneself for the outdoors by adding or removing layers of clothing.

In wintertime, the word "winterize" may be used, instead, to more specifically define the act of preparing oneself for the cold winter weather outside by putting on one's coat, hat, scarf, boots, and/or gloves.

Example:
Sam and his friends are about to go outdoors, but he hasn't finished getting himself ready clothing-wise.

Sam to his friends: "Hold on guys... I still need to weatherize!"

weather

by Luke D Lorenz on Jan 19, 2004 04:57:03

Anything other than a typical forcast.

An atmospheric environmental occurance that you actually notice.

Example:
The night before, near Abu Gharib (Iraq), it went from the usual dead calm to a pretty stout 20 knot blow from the West. That night it rained pretty heavy, and the whole next day was pretty windy. Other than that there's been essentially no weather.
-e-mail log from Prometheus Towers/Berg

Any weather up there?

weather

by Dr.Nathan Harding on Oct 27, 2010 05:12:50

what old people always talk/moan about.

Example:
"bloomin' rain, it's so miserable out there"
"it's baking today, can't stand it when it's this hot"

...no-one cares.

weather

weathered

by Rokhsanna on Dec 19, 2005 11:54:58

adj. Worn, stained, or warped by or as if by exposure to weather; seasoned: a roof of weathered shingles.

Example:
Yo mamma's face is real weathered because she's been outside too much

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