Weaving

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Weaving
A potentially-contact sport involving the expert ability to excuse oneself through a crowd--two people or more--when it is utterly unnecessary to walk through them. Usually leads to mass confusion of the people through whom the weaver is weaving; expect uncalled-for apologies and/or anger. Primarily implemented as a source of entertainment for observers. Also can be applied to generally inserting oneself temporarily into another's space or cramped locations without reason. Men and women who successfully weave should be regarded as maestros of trolling. Overly-ambitious weavers can attempt the slow, backwards double low-deuces pose as they move.
Example:
George was weaving through a group of girls in the cafeteria even though there was 10 feet of walking space on either side of them. What a weirdo.

Why is Johnny weaving under the hand-dryers being used in the men's restroom?


weave
a form of hair extensions. often used by black women, and celebrites. it's woven, or glued, into the hair from the track. if done rite, it comes out cute. it may even look real, if its done real good.
Example:
Nahoje: ooh Taquasha, yo weave is mad cute.
Taquasha: wat chu talkin bout? this ain't no weave.i got
some cherokee indian in me.
Nahoje: girl, please. you black jus like the rest of us. you ain't foolin nobody.


weaving
While driving: constantly changing lanes and passing in between cars, most often at a high speed and in a dangerous manner (e.g. no blinkers). Someone who is weaving basically wants to overtake EVERYONE on the road, both on their lane and others. Almost exclusively met when multiple lanes are going in the same direction, especially on highways.

Etymology: the word comes from the motion of changing lanes from left to right and left again (like in a sine wave flipped on its side), which is similar to the motion when weaving clothes (you pass your thread and needle under another thread, then go up and pass over the next thread, go under the next one, and so on and so forth).
Example:
- Whoa whoa whoa man! Cut that out! Why are you weaving?
- I'm dancing in between traffic bro, I'm like a ballerina!


Weave
Hair extensions can be used to achieve volume, colour and length. Hair weave is amazing because you don't need to wait for your hair to grow. Your natural hair is braided along your scalp in tiny horizontal cornrows. These braids are done in the middle of your scalp and should not be noticeable.
Example:
This hair weave can be achieved at Weave Got Style.


Weaved
To get repeatedly screwed over by someone who you work for or with. To be constantly harassed and demeaned through passive aggressive schedule and workload changes, both unnecessary and evil.
Example:
Bob stole all of my clients. "Dude, you got weaved"

Gary just weaved me; he called and requested a schedule reduction after we discovered 3 people were being laid off.


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